694: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...

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The Sensory Deprivation Meme

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Daken | Dark Wolverine | Marvel Comics | OTA 16

[a_bastard_son]

[Combination of 1 & 14] This train wreck right here

[a_bastard_son]

Care to bet your life on that? [Daken growled dangerously.]

[iced_soldier]

Don't be a wiseass. If you could see, you never woulda put on that outfit. Not with your sense of style.

[a_bastard_son]

[Dammit, the bastard definitely had him worrying about what the hell he was wearing now. But bluster on, he did.] Oh yeah? Maybe I'm working a cover, huh? Or just feel like changing things up for the day.

[iced_soldier]

I can't imagine you'd wanna change things up that much. [He was very close to laughing again, and it shone through in his voice.] And I can't imagine a cover that would require you to wear that. Except maybe jester.

[a_bastard_son]

And you know me so well of course. [Ice dripped from the mutant's tone.] If you'll excuse me now, I have an appointment to keep.

[iced_soldier]

Is it an appointment with Bozo the Clown? [brb laughing forever]

[a_bastard_son]

[Some coarse and ungentlemanly taunt like 'No, I'm off to fuck your mother' was on the tip of Daken's tongue. Unfortunately, the subject of mothers or parents in general was a touchy subject for him and one he tended to steer clear of. Instead, he went back to that filing cabinet of 'Things to get a rise out of Bucky Barnes'.] Got a date with Captain America. Gonna show him a good time. [Not in that outfit you're not Daken, but he didn't need to know that.]

[iced_soldier]

[And he laughed even harder at the idea of Daken on a date with Steve while wearing that outfit.] I'm sure he'll love the outfit, sweetheart.

Daken? HATES MY GUTS

[a_bastard_son]

[He was three seconds from accosting some random passing person and demanding them to describe his outfit.] I'm sure I'll manage somehow. [And then Daken ruined his whole gruff act by walking face-first into a telephone pole.]

Oh, but I love you. And this thread. SO MANY LULZ.

[iced_soldier]

[Bucky had to lean against the nearest building to support himself, he was laughing so hard. He held up a hand- not that Daken could see it, and now he had his proof- and recovered from his laughter.] Alright, alright. I'm good.

Poor Daken, I don't think he'll ever forgive me

[a_bastard_son]

[No one liked to be made a fool of after all, and the inexplicable blindness certainly wasn't helping the mutant's already hair trigger on his more psychotic, violent urges. Hearing Bucky laughing like a loon just pissed him off more and he moved over two nuns in his haste to reach the laughing jackass. It was a good thing he couldn't see because all he would have seen was red.]

[iced_soldier]

[He moved out of the way easily.] Y'know, if you want some help pickin' out some good clothes, say the word. I would be more than willing.

[a_bastard_son]

[Blind though he might be, Daken's other senses were still as acute as ever. And Bucky definitely had a distinctive scent. Ignoring the exclamations from the crowd of startled onlookers, Daken followed Bucky's scent and minute creaking of his leather jacket.] You're really pissing me off, Bucky. [Lilac perfume warned him he was about to careen into a woman so he dodged blindly to the right only to realize his mistake when the echo of his footsteps warned him he was about to slam into a brick wall and a split second later, he hit the wall. It was kind of pathetic, honestly.]

[iced_soldier]

C'mon, sweetheart. Follow my voice. [He jumped around as he spoke, trying to confuse him further.]

[a_bastard_son]

[Bucky's taunting had the opposite effect on Daken. The mutant's rage was only tempered by his ever-present need for control. He was not an animal. It was the mantra of his life and it was getting splashed in the face with cold water. The mutant stilled and took a centering breath.] Not going to work, James.