( Your unexpected bedmate is certainly not drawing an evil mustache and goatee on your face in purple marker, absolutely not. And she is certainly not giggling to herself as she is doing so. )
If there's anything that all the Doctors have in common -- besides their killer fashion sense and their weird love with humans -- is that they're heavy sleepers. And not heavy sleepers in the sense that, oh you gotta shake them awake, but more like strike up the band, pour buckets of water on them, kind of heavy sleepers.
A fire could burn the TARDIS down and he wouldn't even notice. Yes, this is who we trust to save the universe.
So, yes, Melody Pond -- his unexpected bunkmate you -- do what you will with the Doctor. He's not going to wake up from it. Though he does talk, excessively, in his sleep.]
No... no mayonnaise. It'll frighten the children...
This is when Melody, said unexpected bunkmate, starts moving his mouth by squishing his cheeks - and imitating his accent. ) Oh, hello, I am the Doctor - except with my new goatee I am the EVIL Doctor! Nyahaha! Everyone shall bow before me and eat lemons! ( Melody pauses to herself, wrinkling her nose. ) Well, it's better than making everyone eat spoonfuls cinnamon, am I right? You've got to try better than that Evil -
Well, since you're going to be like that Evil Doctor, I'll go and ... tinker.
( That means she's going to sneak off and fiddle with the TARDIS, changing directions, of course, because that's what Melody Pond is prone to doing. So, don't mind the turbulence in a few moments. )
[Goodness, does Melody love to tinker. She had meant to change the course of the TARDIS, just by a smidgen. Honestly, you'd hardly notice it. But the ship did, of course, and apparently, she didn't like what the young Pond was up to.
Reply
Reply
If there's anything that all the Doctors have in common -- besides their killer fashion sense and their weird love with humans -- is that they're heavy sleepers. And not heavy sleepers in the sense that, oh you gotta shake them awake, but more like strike up the band, pour buckets of water on them, kind of heavy sleepers.
A fire could burn the TARDIS down and he wouldn't even notice. Yes, this is who we trust to save the universe.
So, yes, Melody Pond -- his unexpected bunkmate you -- do what you will with the Doctor. He's not going to wake up from it. Though he does talk, excessively, in his sleep.]
No... no mayonnaise. It'll frighten the children...
Reply
This is when Melody, said unexpected bunkmate, starts moving his mouth by squishing his cheeks - and imitating his accent. ) Oh, hello, I am the Doctor - except with my new goatee I am the EVIL Doctor! Nyahaha! Everyone shall bow before me and eat lemons! ( Melody pauses to herself, wrinkling her nose. ) Well, it's better than making everyone eat spoonfuls cinnamon, am I right? You've got to try better than that Evil -
"Mayonnaise." What about mayo?
Reply
Every
Villain
Is
Lemon
He's just going to groan, softly, and roll over like a dog.]
Reply
( That means she's going to sneak off and fiddle with the TARDIS, changing directions, of course, because that's what Melody Pond is prone to doing. So, don't mind the turbulence in a few moments. )
Ah.... Doctor?
Reply
And then the blood was in the soup...
Reply
anxiously: ]
Doctor...!
Reply
Strike up the band, please.]
Reply
Leave a comment