72. I love you man!

[good_breakfast]

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oh hai, I... couldn't resist #4 with this derp >////<

[naochansensei]

[ Because here's the thing with lions. They POUNCE. Especially when their prey is so much bigger than they are.

Suddenly a rapid flurry of footsteps ends with a jump, as Naoshi leaps up on his back and glomps from behind. ]

NEVER RESIST. I ADORE NAOSHI IN MY MEMES

[was_angelcondom]

[/Tackled.

There goes his balance. Adam grunts, winded, and trying to catch his breath as he pants on the floor. Craning his neck around he shoots Naoshi a look.]

Okay, what the hell?

asdkajshafffffff well if you want to encourage me OKAY I'LL REMEMBER THIS

[naochansensei]

[ Okay Naoshi is about as surprised as Adam, he was expecting more of a spontaneous piggyback there. Perched on the small of Adam's back, now, hands planted on the ground, he blinkblinks down at Adam, then grins somewhere between apologetic and amused. ] I was happy to see you?

GOOD

[was_angelcondom]

[Sighing. He wants to be mad, but damn it, he can't. Instead he huffs out.]

Well give me a little warning next time. You mind getting up a little.

dontgivemethatlookIworryaboutnotkeepingmyinnerAdamfangirlundercontrolokayokay

[naochansensei]

Hehheh... sorry. [ He does feel bad, getting slammed to the ground like that can't feel good... but come on, it's kinda funny. He slides off, and offers a hand up. ] I really didn't think I'd knock you over.

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO KEEP IT UNDER CONTROL?

[was_angelcondom]

[He grabs the hand, helping himself up. Then once he's sure he hasn't broken his back, he dusts off his jeans.] Nah, don't worry. It was the momentum.

BECAUSE IT MAKES ME DERP LIKE THIS /)////(\

[naochansensei]

Noted, heh. [ Grinning, he gives Adam a minute to stabilize... and lunges right back in. Does that count as a little warning? And there's no running jump proceeding it, just a sudden latch-and-squeeze of an embrace around Adam's middle. He still wants a hug okay?

D'AAWWWW. IT'S CUTE.

[was_angelcondom]

Whoa! [He's still unprepared, but he manages to keep his balance. His own hands hang awkwardly in the air for a long moment, before he sighs, and wraps them around Naoshi.]

Okay so what's brought this on?

ffffffff fine if Naoshi suddenly shows up in every fluff thread ever IT'S YOUR FAULT

[naochansensei]

[ Naoshi's a happy kitty, chuckling quietly in lieu of purring as he holds on tight. ] I wanted a hug. You were available... and there's lots of you to hug. [ As for the pounce, hey, he's Naoshi. He's over-excitable like that. ]

Best punishment ever.

[was_angelcondom]

[It's hard to be mad or even remotely annoyed with the guy. Adam tries, but he just ends up chuckling.] You only say that because you're short.

[It's obvious he's joking.]

[naochansensei]

[ There are a few rare situations where Naoshi can tolerate a short joke. Since he started it with a tall joke, this is one of them. Of course he still splutter-grumbles as expected, but his sour glare upwards is less than serious. ]

And here I was just thinking I'd make yakiniku again to make up for knocking you over. Maybe not, after all....

[was_angelcondom]

[Wait he's getting conned out of getting yakiniku before he could get it? Not fair!]

What? Wait I was the one knocked over and called a giant first. I demand some as payment for all the damage caused to my fragile state of emotions.

[naochansensei]

[ The thought of Adam having fragile anything makes him snicker. ] Pfft! Then I guess I'd better get cooking! I'd hate to be held responsible for you having an emotional breakdown. I'd never forgive myself. [ Holding a straight face, it is impossible. ]

[was_angelcondom]

[LET HIM MAKE IT MORE IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU NAOSHI. YOU SEEM LIKE YOU HAVEN'T HAD YOUR DAILY DOSE OF ADAM THEATRICS ANYWAY.]

Yes. Yes you should. I am teetering close on the edge of no return. Only your cooking can save me!

[naochansensei]

[ Okay this isn't a hug anymore, this is holding on to Adam to keep from falling over laughing. And yet, there's no better way to flatter a cook than to demand their products!

He wanted a hug, he got a hug, and now theatrics must be met with theatrics. He pulls away, thrusting a determined fist in the air. ] Alright! Sensei has a mission! Hurry, Adam, to the kitchens! There's no time to waste! Just hold on, I won't let you down!

[ And he's totally grabbing Adam's elbow in one hand, while pointing his other determinedly in the direction of the cafeteria. ]

GOD, WE NEED TO GET THEM TO BFF STATUS IN TDS SOON, AND HORRIFY THE ISLAND WITH THEIR DERP.

[was_angelcondom]

[It's all right Naoshi, he can rarely keep a straight face either when he's being so melodramatic. If he took himself seriously, then he'd be a rather obnoxious person. And not the likeable obnoxious person.]

Yes, yes we must hasten. My body doth weane in it's need for food. [Because what is good melodrama without some horribly mangled Shakespearen thrown in.]