78. The 'Rabbit Done Died' Meme

[rerun]

The Rabbit Done Died
"The rabbit died" is an old saying meaning one is pregnant, coming from the now no longer practiced rabbit test.

Congratulations!
You're pregnant. Knocked up. Eating for two. Have  a bun in the oven. Insert your own cliched phrase here. No matter how you say it, you're downright fertilized. Even if you're not typically in

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[redmarksthespot]

[... mostly I just want a sandwich here]

[rangerforlife]

[AWKWARD.]

So.

[redmarksthespot]

What?

[rangerforlife]

[Taaad flatly than expected, almost dry.]

You're not helping.

[redmarksthespot]

It's boring.

[rangerforlife]

...actually it's rather baffling, all things considered. And wholly unheard of.

[A bit of a scowl.]

But you know, not really boring.

[redmarksthespot]

For me it is.

[rangerforlife]

[Remind him again why he ever found you attractive in the first place? Tommy will just scowl and keep his thoughts to himself though. Hmph!]

[redmarksthespot]

[Who DOESN'T think pirates are hot]

[rangerforlife]

[The pregnant wo---er, men, left in their wake? Tommy is sorely unimpressed.]

[redmarksthespot]

[I am impressed with me]

[rangerforlife]

[You would.]

Not exactly what one would call responsible, are you.

[redmarksthespot]

When it matters.

[rangerforlife]

[A-hem?]

[redmarksthespot]

[you do not appear to be in mortal danger]

[rangerforlife]

[POINTED DOWN LOOK TO A CERTAIN, SHALL WE SAY, BUMP. Just sayin'.]