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Ordinary!Cas | Supernatural AU

[mojofree]

the to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. join gm 2. passport? 3. join a gym" and then just a drawing of a squid

[alifeordinary]

Im pretty sure you mentioned something about only joining a squid-friendly gym. there may have been some kind of animal rights speech in there but hell if i remember.

[mojofree]

hey you don't know how hard it is to find a squid-friendly gym, I've heard nothing but complaints from the squid community around here

[alifeordinary]

If theres a squid community around here its because you somehow managed to break into the zoo. Again.

[mojofree]

that was only the one time and I was really high. Will I never live that down?

[alifeordinary]

You broke into a zoo. repeat that question in your head a minute and get back to me. im just glad you steered clear of the reptile house.

[mojofree]

yeah okay it is pretty unforgettable, isn't it? And that is where I was headed, how did you know?

[alifeordinary]

because the reptile house is obviously the most badass part of the zoo. just stick with weed cas. i've heard bad things about people who lick toads and shit.

Just snorted really loudly in class over licking toads, omg

[mojofree]

eh it wouldn't be the first time I've been tempted. I've been all over the place, licking toads is a pretty popular practice. ...too risky for my taste though

Bahaha, shame on you, pay attention in class.

[alifeordinary]

Haaaaaaaa for your taste. get it. because yuou LICK the toad?

This professor is so horrible it is impossible to do that, I've given up at this point

[mojofree]

caught that one, huh? It must be a pretty great high if people can overlook putting their mouths on toads

Maybe you should get him to lick some toad, that ought to spice up your MWF.

[alifeordinary]

I dont know if thats a fair statement considering all the things i put in my mouth totally sober. fun fact: 30 second rule applies to both frenchfries and treefrogs.

LOL YES. ...gdi phone

[mojofree]

you'd lick a tree frog that fell on the floor? That's just wrong, Dean.

Lollllllll

[alifeordinary]

but the french fries are perfectly acceptable? id like to know the distinction here.

This guy omg I can't.... He's like... Oh man. I wanna pay attention but i can't help tuning him out

[mojofree]

the tree frog is gonna hop around all over the place for maximum germ coverage. Also they're slimy and that's like eating a jolly rancher that fell on the floor in a barber shop. Compared to that the fry is pretty inoffensive

Is he like that Clear Eyes guy? Wooooow.

[alifeordinary]

thats the most logical well thought out reason not to eat a frog ive ever heard. also i have a mad jonesing for jolly ranchers. thanks for that.