pregnancy meme

Apr 21, 2012 10:09

The Rabbit Done Died"The rabbit died" is an old saying meaning one is pregnant, coming from the now no longer practiced rabbit test ( Read more... )

warning: possible triggers, rated: nc17, shipping-romance, rated: r, crack-humor, rated: pg13

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Castiel | Supernatural | ota holy_hand_print April 22 2012, 03:43:53 UTC
3... rebelsfrboredom April 22 2012, 04:01:07 UTC
[Snorting.] The swollen look suits you.

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holy_hand_print April 22 2012, 04:37:38 UTC
[She frowns, her hand resting over her stomach as she stares down at the bulge]

...Ill need to get new clothing.

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rebelsfrboredom April 22 2012, 04:39:58 UTC
[She smirks, inwardly rolling her eyes a little at the comment.] Trust me; you were going that way regardless.

You actually have the money?

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holy_hand_print April 22 2012, 04:46:38 UTC
[Cas tilts her gaze, brows furrowing as she looked at the other.]

...I do not. I dont find much need for it usually.

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rebelsfrboredom April 22 2012, 04:48:35 UTC
[She shrugs; a rolling motion meant as much to thrust out her breasts as to show her supposed indifference.] Sucks to be you.

Though I guess I could buy you some... if I had a reason.

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holy_hand_print April 22 2012, 04:51:49 UTC
[Castiel simply still stares. She doesnt notice the obvious displace to push her breasts forward. She simply looked confused, blue eyes trying to interpret what this girl meant.]

A reason?

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rebelsfrboredom April 22 2012, 04:53:41 UTC
[She sighs; some people are just blind to these things...]

What's in it for me?

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Rolled a 1! Dean clearly needs to start wrapping it better. wherever_i_roam April 22 2012, 05:44:12 UTC
Uh, you doing alright, Cas?

[You know what? Dealing with a human pregnancy would wreck him bad enough, let alone an angelic one... what is that even going to be like?

The hell is the kid going to be like?]

I mean, ya need anything?

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Perhaps his sperm is just too powerfull to be held by the forces of a mere condom holy_hand_print April 22 2012, 15:13:30 UTC
[ Castiel didn't enjoy this. This morning sickness stuff. She was an angel god damn it. She didn't complain. She kicked ass for God and took names. That was who she was! But now, hunked over the toliet seat upchucking things she didn't even remember. Dean made her start eating because the baby needed nutrition.

Stupid baby.

Castiel felt at her worst; she felt human.

The girl lifted her head, looking pale her long hair in a messy braid over her shoulder to stay out of her way. She was frowning, arm huggingthe toilet seat as she looked up at Dean.]

This is incredibly unpleasant Dean.

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He's clearly too manly! They don't stand a chance. wherever_i_roam April 22 2012, 15:21:09 UTC
Yeah... uh, I know, Cas. [And she looked like crap, really. pale and miserable, clinging to the toilet. All he could do was kneel beside her and rub her back soothingly. She kinda had to eat, yeah, if... she wanted the kid, wanted it to be healthy.]

It'll pass though, alright? [Well, he thought anyway. Morning sickness couldn't last the full nine months. Maybe he should pick up a book... look online, something.]

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His sperm is powerful just like their daddy. holy_hand_print April 22 2012, 15:31:40 UTC
[Dean had been a big help. When Cas figured out that she was pregnant she had half expected Dean to run. But he didn't. He was here by her side trying to help. She appreciated that.

The girl took the bottle of listerine near the Fokker and took a big swing, gargling I before spitting the stuff back in the folksy. She kept a bottle around for times like this and it was proofing to be very useful. Both she and Dean were driving blind here. Cas had no idea watch to expect she had barely any interaction with human babies at all. And now she was carrying one in her stomach. How fucked up was that?

Deans hand was comforting. Cas found herself closing her eyes making a soft noise of pleasure as he stroked her back. Thus was nice. The angel found herschel scooting closer to the hunter , resting her head on his chest as she pressed close to his body. ]

I hope so. I do not know what I am doing, Dean.

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The baby will be totally badass too. And it'll listen to Metallica as a lullabye every night. wherever_i_roam April 22 2012, 22:51:18 UTC
[Well, it was kinda hard to run from an angel, really. Especially one who knew him as well as Castiel did... and honestly, it hadn't occurred to him. Dean never wanted to be a dad, really. Okay, scratch that. It was kind of a lie. Deep down, he probably always wanted a family, but realistically? He knew he'd fuck the kid up. Probably turn into his own dad and that just-- wasn't what a kid deserved.

He was terrified of that happening now too, especially considering the circumstances. He knocked up a frigging angel... probably just marked that kid with bad luck the rest of his life.

But he wasn't running, wasn't gonna leave the baby or her.

He breathed out a soft sigh when she moved against him, cradling one arm around her as the other dipped down to rest on her stomach. Wasn't really that big yet, nothing to feel, but... he knew there was a kid in there. Jesus...]

Yeah, me neither, Cas... but we'll figure it out, alright? [And while Sam and Bobby might not exactly be happy with him at the moment either, he knew they both had their ( ... )

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Know all angelic history and be a total wiz, as well as being a totally adorable Dean clone holy_hand_print April 22 2012, 23:14:56 UTC
[Castiel was glad Dean didn't run. She didn't want to pressure the hunter in to this. Accidents happened, this was unplanned. But she didn't want Dean to feel like he had to stay. She wanted him to be in this because he wanted to.

She liked him here.

Cas was glad Dean was staying.

Cas felt safe with Dean. Even though Castiel was the powerful being in the room but she felt much safer with the hunter around. Her hand slipped over his, squeezing the fingers gently. Cas looked down at her belly as well, warmth growing there.]

Yes.

[she believed him. She closed her eyes, resting against his neck as she closed her eyes.]

I believe you. I am not afraid.

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Of course! It's going to be the coolest baby ever. wherever_i_roam April 23 2012, 00:24:35 UTC
[He shifted a little closer, turning his head to kiss her temple lightly. He wasn't leaving, he wasn't running... this was his kid and angel of the lord or not, Cas seemed to need him there.]

Hey, how's the stomach? Feeling better?

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Most popular kid in class with the two hottest parents! HOLLAH. holy_hand_print April 23 2012, 00:45:28 UTC
[The kiss. It was comforting. Cas craved for soft touches like those. She let out a soft contented sigh as he free hand rested on Deans forearm. Cas did need Dean there. Desperately. Because even if she didn't realize it yet, she did love him.

Slowly she opened her blue eyes, looking up at him with a small satisfied smile.]

Much. Thank you.

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