923. sexswap meme

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How did this happen? One moment you were fine and the next, you're in a body that feels different and yet strangely familiar all the same. You have similar characteristics, all the same old birthmarks and scars, yet everything else is different. How will you handle your new plumbing? Will you have fun with it or hide off? Is it permanent or will it

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Castiel | Supernatural | ota

[holy_hand_print]

3-10.

[holybathrobe]

[ Chuck is way too hungover to be awake at this precise moment. His head feels like someone cracked it open, vomited into it, sewed it shut and then rattled everything around. He felt like shit. Hence his slow shuffle to the kitchen and his refusal to open his eyes and let any sort of light in.

His knee clipped a side table and out came a string of curse words. He needed to get his hands on more booze. Hair of the dog. That always made the morning after a bit better. Probably because he was drunk again, but there was no one here to judge him

Hi! 8D

[holy_hand_print]

[That was the nice thing about being an angel. Someone could collide in to you full force and you barely even notice. Not to mention the invasion of peoples privacy with out a question or a struggle. The constant strength and a number of other fabulous tidbits.

So yes, Cas came in to Chucks house unannounced. She had been poking through the mans living room when Cas crashed right in to her. And when Chuck chose a pillow as his weapon of choice, well the angel just tilted her head wrinkling her brow in confusion.]

There is no need for them.

[That is a nice guess on his part. She was an angel. ]

I apologize for frightening you. I would of thought you would expect me.

[ooc: Hai hai hai! There are memes with dude!Cas I swear to you!]

[holybathrobe]

[ There was that fantastic angel logic. No need for doorbells. Apparently the angels weren't exactly grasping the need for privacy. If they tried to pull this crap when he was on the can then this conversation would be a lot louder and a filled with more curse words. ]

You guys may not need the doorbells up in cloud town, but down here they are much appreciated. You don't just pop into a guys personal domain and expect for him to be cool with it. I coulda had company or something. How am I supposed to explain this? [ Not the frantic gesturing from her to him.

Chuck have company? That's actually kind of amusing to think about. ]

When I'm hungover I find it incredibly difficult to care about anything let alone listening in on you guys. [ He wasn't really on the ball right now. What did she expect from him? Constantly tuning in? Unless they were the Playboy Channel then what was the point? ]

(ooc: Lol. I bet they exist. I'm just really bad at keeping an eye out to look for them haha.)

[holy_hand_print]

[Ew. Even Castiel knew that crashing on in when someone was in the bathroom was a huge no no. She wouldn't be doing that any time soon thank you very much.

Cas stared at him, blue eyes clear as day and the frown on her cherry lips.]

You wouldn't have company over , Chuck. And on that rare occasion when your mother does visit, worry not, for I always scan the house before i make my appearance.

[She frowned further still.]

Perhaps that should entice you to drink less then.

[ooc: Well i always put tags up in my journals to keep track so you can always look there.]

[holybathrobe]

[ Good. Chuck would rather not have that wall of privacy broken. He wouldn't be able to look the angels in the eyes if they dropped down here. He'd be too afraid they were whispering about what he was like down there. That was crazy paranoid even for Chuck, but he didn't care. It was a big deal.

Whoa. Her eyes were pretty intense. They were pretty similar to Castiel, but this wasn't his vessel was it? Last time he checked the guy was a dude. This person was very, very, very female. What the hell was going on? ]

I have friends. Also can we not bring my mother into this. Her rare visits are a blessing. I would not be able to handle constant visits from her and these visions. I woulda dropped a toaster into the tub with me a long time ago. [ He probably looks a little bit offended right now. She did not know him. Angel peeping powers aside. ]What is this? A weird angel intervention? My drinking isn't an issue. Maybe if the visions you guys gave me weren't so damn painful then I wouldn't need the booze? Who are you anyways? My new

[holy_hand_print]

[Oh come on Chuck. The angels had much more important things to discuss while in heaven. The on coming war, the way of the people on earth. How to sway faith. Plus, you were very average for a man your age. Don't worry about it.

Ah yes, did you like her eyes? Some how all of Castiels possible vessels seem to have very vivid blue eyes. This girl Madilynn was no different. The angel tilted her head, frowning at the man. ]

She is your mother. You should not speak about her in such a way.

[The woman huffed out a breath and rested her hand on her waist]

We do not provide you with the visions, Chuck. Your visions come from an angel on an even higher rank then I.

[ooc:Sweeet! Id like that!]

[holybathrobe]

[ Knowing you have constant angelic peepers looking in on you was kind of scary. It made doing tasks like using the restroom and taking a shower kind of shaky. Forget anything "self serving". He didn't need to worry about an angel bearing witness to that. He'd feel like he was tainting them.

Her eyes were a little imposing whatever reason. They made his skin crawl just a little bit. They had a sort of depth that made Chuck wildly uncomfortable, but that was easy to accomplish sometimes. ]

What? You just automatically enjoy being around all your family members? What about Lucifer? I know you guys aren't particularly fond of that guy? My mother would make Lucifer want to be in his cage. Trust me. [ Overbearing and neurotic were probably the words that Chuck would use to describe her.

Oh. Huffing. Hello there, sassy angel. ] Whoever provides these things is a dick. They suck. You'd think the guy would know of some way to make it a little less painful. I mean he's stuffing information into my head. He can't be gentle about it? [ In

[holy_hand_print]

[Oh really Chuck. The angels had better things to do then watch you be intimate with yourself or go to the bathroom. Their conscious was always aware of the prophets state but most of the angels learned to cut out or ignore that constant buzz. Castiel and some of the other higher ranked angels would pay attention to the buzz only to make certain that the man wasn't in immediate danger. Other then that Chuck was pretty much on his own.

At the mention of Lucifers name the womans expression immediately darkened.]

You should watch what you say. Lucifer is a completely different entity then your mother. He is the source of all things evil. I doubt the woman who bore you has those same claims.

[A head tilt as she stared at him.]

I'll make sure to let them know you filed a complaint.

[ooc: thats totes cool! Im a okay with chatting and contacting other people. I dont really know how to used plurk though so im a totes newb. No beuno. ]

[holybathrobe]

[ Chuck isn't sure what upsets him more. The fact that his existence to the angels is just a constant buzz or that sometimes the high rank angels just ignore him. That isn't exactly comforting at all. He was really starting to appreciate those Archangels and their fast response time. His safety was apparently their priority.

Oh. Whoa. That isn't a happy look. She looked crazy pissed at him right now. Apparently Lucifer was a touchy subject for every single angel. Well bringing up his mother was nice either. They'd learn. ] Spend ten minutes alone with her and see if you can stand her.

[ Sarcasm. Wow. Angel sarcasm was one of those things that never really god old. Why did they always result to sarcasm? ] So should I be calling you ma'am or do you have a name to work with?

(ooc: I don't know how to use Plurk to save my life. I'm a Tumblr man to the very end, but she convinced me that Plurk was cool. I still have yet to see the appeal of it. Also if you want you totes feel free to message me. I'm on AIM, MSN and Yahoo sometimes.)

[holy_hand_print]

[Of course their response time was so quick. Chuck was the prophet. He spoke the holy word. His safety came first.

Nope, that look was very angry. She had a firm frown on her face, brows curled and a tight clench of her jaw. Of course Lucifer was a touchy subject. A brother that the angels loved fell from grace and became the king of hell and the symbol for evil.

They mourned him.]

I am certain I can.

[Castiel huffed, blowing her bangs out of her face.]

I am Castiel, Chuck. You know me.

[ooc: Oh man, i have a tumblr too ! DizABell.tumblr.com i think. And my aim is wrathofosiris321 . Im not on very often but when I am you should drop me a note as well! 8D ]