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Tony Stark | Avengers | Bi

[nottheworsthing]

[...uh, yeah, mostly just for taser_warrior. But if you wanna Vegas-marry Tony that bad then go for it ;) ]

[taser_warrior]

[ Darcy is quite comfortably covered in nothing but a thin white sheet, passed out, and completely and utterly naked.]

[nottheworsthing]

[And Tony is pretty much just wrapped around her, equally naked save for a cowboy hat]

[taser_warrior]

[ Unconsciously nuzzling his neck, Darcy groans fitfully when the alarm in her watch goes off. She hasn't quite woken up enough to realize that the dream she's having isn't a dream, and she's actual wrapped around Tony like a freaking vine.
]

[nottheworsthing]

[He makes an incoherent, vaguely protesting noise at the alarm and buries his face in her hair. The motion dislodges the cowboy hat]

[[ooc: Psst, wanna call it a day in the monster morning after thread? We kinda need everyone else to do any more]]

[taser_warrior]

Nnng.[Her brow furrows when the thing wont stop beeping, and with eyes barely open she moves her arm and turns it off, snuggling back into his arms.
Wait what.
What.]

((ooc: Sounds good to me, do you wanna do anything else with Darcy's arrival thread?]

[nottheworsthing]

Mfg? [Fuck yeah, Tony is articulate first thing in the morning]

[[ooc: Nah, think that one's in a good place to wrap up]]

[taser_warrior]

Go away. [ She has no idea who the fuck she is telling to go away honestly until he makes some weird gibberish word that sounds vaguely like English. Well shit.] Tony?

[nottheworsthing]

[He raises his head cautiously and blinks blearily at her a few times]

...we've gotta stop meeting like this.

[taser_warrior]

[ She's honestly almost too wigged out too do anything but stare at him.] But then we wouldn't have to try and remember what we did the night before?

[nottheworsthing]

Yeah, that's totally my favorite morning-after game [Thoughtful pause] You're more naked than usual.

[taser_warrior]

And you are predictably also naked. [ She hasn't glanced at anything but him since sort of waking up, and not moving so while she's aware this probably isn't her bed she hasn't gathered just where they are.]

[nottheworsthing]

Well yeah, but that's normal for me. What's your excuse?

[He squints around the motel room, and receives an overwhelming impression of- well, Vegas] Oh this is classy.

[taser_warrior]

I wanted to fit in? [ She realizes that statement could be taken a myriad of different ways right after she says it, and glances around to be pretend it didn't happen.]
It is. [She's about to ask where they are, when the view of the Vegas strip out the window kind of gives it away.

[nottheworsthing]

[He's smirking and just about to home in on that innuendo when the ring on her finger catches his attention and his eyes go wide] Oh, shit.

[taser_warrior]

What? [ She had expected many reasons for his exclamation, but the ring was kind of a surprise.] Who the hell did you marry? Did you ditch them and shack up with me? [Avoiding possible conclusion of why she is the one in bed with Tony is a-go. She's too busy being in denial to think normal people thoughts.]