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Tony Stark | Avengers | Bi

[nottheworsthing]

[...uh, yeah, mostly just for taser_warrior. But if you wanna Vegas-marry Tony that bad then go for it ;) ]

[taser_warrior]

[ Making a face she grabs a pillow and whops him with it. It doesn't quite pack the punch it normally would thanks to her limbs feeling like she's wading through water, but the intent is clear.] Bad Tony. Oh god what are we going to do.

[nottheworsthing]

[He makes a half-hearted attempt at fending off the pillow, but that would require a degree of hand-eye coordination he really doesn't feel capable of right now] I guess you're gonna hit me again if I say "go back to sleep"?

[taser_warrior]

Yes. Come on you gotta be the smart one here, help. [ She leans forward and places a hand on his arm, looking somehow annoyed, pitiful, and just a little bit amused all at the same time.]

[nottheworsthing]

That's domestic abuse now, you know [But he does also give the matter some actual thought] Uh...divorce? Or annulment, whatever it is. Amazingly I've never actually got married in Vegas before.

[taser_warrior]

Oh shut up. [ She flicks him on the arm.] What really? I guess we could do an annulment, though I doubt anyone will believe us if we try to say we didn't uhm [ She points back and forth between them.] do the deed.

[nottheworsthing]

[He makes a face] That's a stupid rule. But yeah, fair point.

[taser_warrior]

Divorce? [ She makes a face at the idea, sure it would be easy enough to do, but she worries that due to the fact that it is Tony and she's considerably younger then him some paparazzi ass hat would try to get a hold of it. Wrapping the sheet around her like a towel Darcy sits up again and drags a hand through her hair in an absent manner.]

[nottheworsthing]

Or we could stay married. Unless you're just after my fortune.

[taser_warrior]

Oh yeah I'm a total gold digger. [ She glares at him playfully for a moment before seriously considering the thought, and since she doesn't have a shirt on to play with her thumb almost automatically goes between her teeth, chewing on the digit in a somewhat nervous manner.] Are you serious about that though?

[nottheworsthing]

[Blink] ...are you?

[taser_warrior]

I mean I wouldn't...I..fuck. It wouldn't be awful. I mean... [ Shit. She really had just expected hi to brush it off, but no he had to ask questions.]

[nottheworsthing]

I guess. I mean, could be worse, right? [He waves his cell vaguely and smirks] I coulda married Steve last night.

[taser_warrior]

[ She stops gnawing on her thumb a moment to give hi ma somewhat surprised look.]I'd have loved to see the wedding photos. Actually, do we have pictures?

[nottheworsthing]

[Yeah, definitely not firing on all cylinders this morning or that one would have occurred to him by now. He shrugs and checks his cell; as he skims through the recent photos his expression goes from surprised, to bewildered - and one point he tilts the phone and his head opposite ways, looking puzzled, before giving an enlightened 'oh!' - and finally settles on bemused]

...so that's where the cowboy hat came from.

[taser_warrior]

Please tell me you didn't get it so I could fulfill my promise of riding you like a Texas show pony? [ She's just sort of staring at him, a little unsure if she wants to see the pictures of their drunken debauchery without remembering anything first hand.]