random scenario meme

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THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME 3.0

- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well.
- Go to RNG and enter 1-7 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out.
- Have fun!

Comments

Darcy Lewis| Thor/Avengers

[taser_warrior]

[taser_warrior]

If Sif attacks me in my sleep I am so coming after you, I will haunt you. [ Gripping the back of his tunic lightly Darcy waited for him to confirm that Sif was in fact not in before following behind him, ready to grab his hand and bolt if she showed up.]

[bestwithablade]

I will stand ever-watchful on guard for you, Lady Darcy. You have nothing to fear.

[He reaches behind to help motion Darcy in, and, after a bit of poking around, he finds a variety of weapons. The sword is by far the nicest.]

Ah, here we are.

[taser_warrior]

Much obliged Westley.
[ Good god Sif has an arsenal. She makes a personal note to never, ever piss the Asgardian off as he picks out the large sword.]

[bestwithablade]

Do you insist upon calling me a name which is not mine?

[He watches her, sort of, as he picks up some little menacing looking things.]

[taser_warrior]

Yes, Fandral. Besides Westley was freaking smoking hot. [ Darcy just stared wide eyed at all the sharp pointy things, ignoring the fact that she just offhandedly called Fandral attractive.]

[bestwithablade]

Was he on fire?

[taser_warrior]

What? No it means he's very good looking...uhm. [ Shit.]

[bestwithablade]

Oh.

What funny turns of phrases you mortals have.

[taser_warrior]

Eh we have a euphemism for everything.

[bestwithablade]

I would like to be as well-versed in them as you.

[taser_warrior]

I'll do my best to teach you all the Earth jokes. [ She reaches out and pokes the hilt of a sword curiously.]

[bestwithablade]

I will do my best to learn them all.

[taser_warrior]

[ Darcy smiles at him, and letting her curiosity get the better of her she steps in front of him and tries to lift one of Sif's swords, failing miserably.] Holy hell.

[bestwithablade]

[He smiles back, momentarily lost in the general adoring of Darcy's face. Then he notices the sword issue and moves forward, reaching an arm around to help her lift it.]

It is made of metals not found in any other realm. They are much denser than most earth weapons. Forgive me.

[taser_warrior]

Jesus you must be built under all the leather. [ Grinning even more when he helps her, especially now that she can just lift the damn thing she moves and gets a better grip on it.]