random scenario meme

[bottecellie]

THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME 3.0

- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well.
- Go to RNG and enter 1-7 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out.
- Have fun!

Comments

Tony Stark | Iron Man/Avengers | OTA

[nottheworsthing]

[Slash/het/gen all cool, crossovers welcome, no smut without previous CR please]

[nottheworsthing]

[Tony pauses and, after a moment's thought, pulls on a thick pair of welding gloves before approaching]

If you claw me I'll set your tail feathers on fire.

[stillnotlegolas]

{He's giving you a dirty look, Tony, and he's slightly indignant about the addition of the welding gloves, but he supposes they're probably a good idea. He would walk toward you to help out, Tony, but he's well aware of how ridiculous he looks when he does that, so he's just going to sit and wait}

: Just try not to grab me around the wings and we'll be fine. There seems to be a pretty negative instinctual reaction to that:

[nottheworsthing]

[He's seen this on tv, you're supposed to hold your arm out and the bird just sort of...sits on your wrist, right? That seems like it could work. In the absence of a better plan he crouches down and holds his arm out just above ground level]

[stillnotlegolas]

{Oh, he might be laughing if this weren't quite as ridiculous as it was because he's a fucking bird and Tony's leaning down and extending an arm covered in a welding glove and god dammit sometime in the past year he'd gone from super assassin and SHIELD agent into super hero and he wasn't entirely sure he liked the transition. This, somehow, was his life

[nottheworsthing]

[He straightens cautiously, very aware of Clint's precarious balance on his arm- and wow, that was a really weird sentence to have to think. He's surprisingly heavy for his size, and the tight grip of the talons is just barely this side of painful, but on the whole it's not so bad]

Oh yeah. The amazing Hawkeye and his fabulous inability to stay upright successfully [Snort] At least you got turned into something appropriate. You coulda been a rabbit or something.

[stillnotlegolas]

:I keep trying to balance my body. This one is smaller, and differently proportioned: {He grumbles, reaching his surprisingly flexible head down to bite at Tony's fingers. This, of course, unsettles him a bit and he has to tighten his talons--how the hell does he have talons--a bit more than intended. He straightens and fluffs his feathers in frustration...which has the unfortunate side effect of making him look somewhat--adorable}

:Sorry.: {He apologizes as he loosens his grip again. But Tony does have a good point. It would have been a helluva trip back for a rabbit, or something else small.} :Flying is at least a perk:

[nottheworsthing]

[He winces slightly as the talons dig in - he's never been so grateful to own a pair of welding gloves - and curls his apparently too-tempting fingers into a less bite sized fist. A snicker escapes him at the fluffing, but he opts not to comment. He likes the number of fingers he has]

[At the comment about flying his eyebrows climb] You can't stand up but you can fly?

[stillnotlegolas]

:That part's instinctual: {He pauses for a second and thinks about it, and then continues} :Think it's because I couldn't, before so I don't have any memories of how to do it making it complicated.: {Well, that sounded convoluted} :Like, when I try to balance or stand up I remember how to do that as a human and that confuses everything. Never could fly so I don't remember how to do it, I just know--:

[nottheworsthing]

No, I totally get it [Grin] Flying's awesome. Even if you've just got shitty human instincts to go on.

[stillnotlegolas]

{Well, that's one thing they agree on, then. Flying rocks. He might actually miss that, once he's back in his regular body. Which he hopes to return to sooner rather than later even though he has absolutely no idea how to undo Zuni magic. Gods.

He was going to send Thor after them or something, maybe they could reach an agreement} :I have an impossibly strong urge to attack mice. Which I can see now from a mile away. A mile, Tony:

[nottheworsthing]

[There's a thoughtful sort of headtilt at that] ...tried it yet?

[stillnotlegolas]

:What, eating a mouse?:

[nottheworsthing]

Yeah [Pause] I mean, maybe not the eating bit. But did you try grabbing one?

[stillnotlegolas]

:...: {There's a sort of a speculative pause where a voice might be, sort of a mental 'hmmm'. He tilts his head and looks down at his talons, perched on Tony's wrist.} :Not yet:

[nottheworsthing]

Wanna give it a shot? [Because frankly he was bored ten minutes ago, and this is promising to be the most entertaining thing that's happened in weeks]