977: The Great Glass Elevator Meme
Great Glass Elevator meme
Well, you've managed to make it to the elevator in one piece, but now where will you go? Most of the space available on the walls is lined with buttons, and an elevator that does more than just go up and down, the possibilities are endless.
Post with your character name, fandom, and preferences.
Reply to other people's posts. Use RNG to pick a number from 1-28.
Tag around. Perhaps you're walking in on someone else in the room already. Maybe someone else is walking in on you. Either way, play it out.
1. The Exploding Candies for Your Enemies Room- That'll teach Joey Pickerelli for stealing my goddamn cookies. MY COOKIES! Can't eat them without any teeth, can you, you bastard?
2. The Chocolate Room- Everything in here is edible. There's a chocolate river being CHURNED by a fucking WATERFALL. It doesn't get much more badass than that.
3. The Candy Coated Pencils for Sucking in Class Room- Yes, for all you HP fans, that's like the sugar quills from the books. Only, you know, BEFORE HP. :|
4. The Fizzy Lemonade Swimming Pool Room- Well, this sounds fun, doesn't it? A pool you can drink out of as you swim? Please, for the love of god, don't let there be any 'warm spots'.
5. The Inventing Room- Everlasting gobstoppers? A three-course meal in a stick of gum? Mouth blasters? Anything Wonka can think of, he puts together here. And look at that, you're in here all alone. If it needs more kick, there's a bin of shoes over there.
6. The Rainbow Drops Room- Suck on these babies, and you can spit in seven different colours. Oddly gross, it makes me wonder how many colours you can lick on someone.
7. The Cavity-Filling Caramel Room- Yeah, that's right. You heard me. No more trips to the dentists for EVER. Though, now I have to wonder what else that stuff would fill...
8. The Nut Room- What can go wrong in a room full of hundreds of squirrels, all trained to peel the shells off of nuts? No, really, what can go wrong? Watch how you word things, you wouldn't want one of them deciding that YOUR nuts need shelling...
9. The Strawberry-Juice Water Pistol Room- Imagine the super-soaker goodness that could be had with strawberry juice guns. Maybe if you're lucky, you can find other flavours.
10. The Television Room- The place where large things are broken down into itty-bitty micropieces and transmitted via radiowaves to a television set. I can't in a million years see how there could ever be anything wrong with this idea. Ever.
11. The Coconut Ice Skating Rink Room- And now we know the mystery of how they make shaved coconut. This would go great with a little daquari mix.
12. The Luminous Lollies for in Bed at Night Room- Who needs a night-light when you can have your lolly and use it to ward off the hornswogglers under the bed? It's certainly a good way to draw attention to someone's mouth.
13. The Butterscotch and Buttergin Room- Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker... and might let you ignore the small orange people. Must be of legal age to visit. Bring your own shot glass.
14. The Fudge Mountain Room- Where fudge is mined by the hard-working orange and more than a little creepy midgets. Dare you scale it and lay claim to Mt. Fudgsuvius? FOR ENGLAND!
15. The Whipped-Cream Cows Room- This is where I definitely don't want to try to partake of the 'whippets'.
16. The Square Candies That Look Round Room- Yep. You heard right. A room full of cubic candies with eyeballs on them that are all ogling you. Think it can't get creepier? Remember, these things are supposed to go in your mouth...
17. The Cotton Candy Sheep Room- Gives shearing season a whole new perspective. Go ahead, shear them... WITH YOUR MOUTH!
18. The Toffee-Apple Tree For Your Yard Room- If this doesn't make you want to have fruit picked fresh from the branch, I have no idea what will. Just... don't sit under them.
19. The Devil Drenchers Room- Candies that make you breathe fire. What could possibly go wrong with that? Just... sneeze in that direction, please.
20. The Hot Ice Creams for Cold Days Room- Think of a baked Alaska... on a cone. Maybe with less fire. Or not, I'm not sure. But you and your friend can snuggle up under the blankets and munch on a hot bowl of ice cream.
21. The Edible Marshmallow Pillow Room- Remember that dream you had? The one with the tasty fluffy goodness that had you waking up with that sweet taste in your mouth? Yeah, well, it explains where your pillow went. Don't worry, they come in packs of six.
22. The Magic Hand-Fudge Room- 'Hold it in your hand and taste it in your mouth'. The possibilities for this invention are ENDLESS. Go on, what else can you hand-taste?
23. The Wriggle-Sweets that Wriggle Delightfully in your Tummy after Swallowing Room- More seemingly-sentient candies. You have to ask yourself if they wriggle all the way down-- and out.
24. The Fizzy Lifting Drink Room- So much potential for this room. You certainly don't need wings or superpowers to get a little buoyant, so why not just cut loose and enjoy yourself. And getting down can turn into a contest.
25. The Invisible Chocolate Bars for Eating in Class Room- Try not to step on the-- Too late. Stacks and stacks of chocolate bars as far as the eye can't see. I wonder what else is invisible in here...
26. The Lickable Wallpaper for Nurseries Room- The bananas taste like bananas. The cherries taste like cherries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries. Am I the only one wondering what a dirty caricature would taste like?
27. The Rock Candy Mine- 10,000 ft deep, this thing goes down for a stretch. Feel like attempting to excavate yourself some suckable nibbles?
28. Find a new Room- Have an idea for a room not on here? Press a button and find yourself there.
Well, you've managed to make it to the elevator in one piece, but now where will you go? Most of the space available on the walls is lined with buttons, and an elevator that does more than just go up and down, the possibilities are endless.
Post with your character name, fandom, and preferences.
Reply to other people's posts. Use RNG to pick a number from 1-28.
Tag around. Perhaps you're walking in on someone else in the room already. Maybe someone else is walking in on you. Either way, play it out.
1. The Exploding Candies for Your Enemies Room- That'll teach Joey Pickerelli for stealing my goddamn cookies. MY COOKIES! Can't eat them without any teeth, can you, you bastard?
2. The Chocolate Room- Everything in here is edible. There's a chocolate river being CHURNED by a fucking WATERFALL. It doesn't get much more badass than that.
3. The Candy Coated Pencils for Sucking in Class Room- Yes, for all you HP fans, that's like the sugar quills from the books. Only, you know, BEFORE HP. :|
4. The Fizzy Lemonade Swimming Pool Room- Well, this sounds fun, doesn't it? A pool you can drink out of as you swim? Please, for the love of god, don't let there be any 'warm spots'.
5. The Inventing Room- Everlasting gobstoppers? A three-course meal in a stick of gum? Mouth blasters? Anything Wonka can think of, he puts together here. And look at that, you're in here all alone. If it needs more kick, there's a bin of shoes over there.
6. The Rainbow Drops Room- Suck on these babies, and you can spit in seven different colours. Oddly gross, it makes me wonder how many colours you can lick on someone.
7. The Cavity-Filling Caramel Room- Yeah, that's right. You heard me. No more trips to the dentists for EVER. Though, now I have to wonder what else that stuff would fill...
8. The Nut Room- What can go wrong in a room full of hundreds of squirrels, all trained to peel the shells off of nuts? No, really, what can go wrong? Watch how you word things, you wouldn't want one of them deciding that YOUR nuts need shelling...
9. The Strawberry-Juice Water Pistol Room- Imagine the super-soaker goodness that could be had with strawberry juice guns. Maybe if you're lucky, you can find other flavours.
10. The Television Room- The place where large things are broken down into itty-bitty micropieces and transmitted via radiowaves to a television set. I can't in a million years see how there could ever be anything wrong with this idea. Ever.
11. The Coconut Ice Skating Rink Room- And now we know the mystery of how they make shaved coconut. This would go great with a little daquari mix.
12. The Luminous Lollies for in Bed at Night Room- Who needs a night-light when you can have your lolly and use it to ward off the hornswogglers under the bed? It's certainly a good way to draw attention to someone's mouth.
13. The Butterscotch and Buttergin Room- Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker... and might let you ignore the small orange people. Must be of legal age to visit. Bring your own shot glass.
14. The Fudge Mountain Room- Where fudge is mined by the hard-working orange and more than a little creepy midgets. Dare you scale it and lay claim to Mt. Fudgsuvius? FOR ENGLAND!
15. The Whipped-Cream Cows Room- This is where I definitely don't want to try to partake of the 'whippets'.
16. The Square Candies That Look Round Room- Yep. You heard right. A room full of cubic candies with eyeballs on them that are all ogling you. Think it can't get creepier? Remember, these things are supposed to go in your mouth...
17. The Cotton Candy Sheep Room- Gives shearing season a whole new perspective. Go ahead, shear them... WITH YOUR MOUTH!
18. The Toffee-Apple Tree For Your Yard Room- If this doesn't make you want to have fruit picked fresh from the branch, I have no idea what will. Just... don't sit under them.
19. The Devil Drenchers Room- Candies that make you breathe fire. What could possibly go wrong with that? Just... sneeze in that direction, please.
20. The Hot Ice Creams for Cold Days Room- Think of a baked Alaska... on a cone. Maybe with less fire. Or not, I'm not sure. But you and your friend can snuggle up under the blankets and munch on a hot bowl of ice cream.
21. The Edible Marshmallow Pillow Room- Remember that dream you had? The one with the tasty fluffy goodness that had you waking up with that sweet taste in your mouth? Yeah, well, it explains where your pillow went. Don't worry, they come in packs of six.
22. The Magic Hand-Fudge Room- 'Hold it in your hand and taste it in your mouth'. The possibilities for this invention are ENDLESS. Go on, what else can you hand-taste?
23. The Wriggle-Sweets that Wriggle Delightfully in your Tummy after Swallowing Room- More seemingly-sentient candies. You have to ask yourself if they wriggle all the way down-- and out.
24. The Fizzy Lifting Drink Room- So much potential for this room. You certainly don't need wings or superpowers to get a little buoyant, so why not just cut loose and enjoy yourself. And getting down can turn into a contest.
25. The Invisible Chocolate Bars for Eating in Class Room- Try not to step on the-- Too late. Stacks and stacks of chocolate bars as far as the eye can't see. I wonder what else is invisible in here...
26. The Lickable Wallpaper for Nurseries Room- The bananas taste like bananas. The cherries taste like cherries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries. Am I the only one wondering what a dirty caricature would taste like?
27. The Rock Candy Mine- 10,000 ft deep, this thing goes down for a stretch. Feel like attempting to excavate yourself some suckable nibbles?
28. Find a new Room- Have an idea for a room not on here? Press a button and find yourself there.