dude. i'm so drunk.

[bottecellie]

The Drunk Meme

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Henry Jenkins | Project Rewrite [OC]

[ofkentucky]

[ What. else. is. new. ]

[oxfordqueen]

[When Bess reaches a certain level of drunkenness, she gets hungry and nine times out of ten, it's fish and chips she's craving. The pub they were at proved to have crap fish and chips, so she was dragging Henry out into the streets in search of another place.]

I know there was somewhere around here.

[ofkentucky]

Hey, hey, hey. Wait uuuup. [ Henry stumbles along after Bess, not quite as eager to be embarking on this quest. Finally, he catches up to her, wrapping his arm tightly around hers, clinging. Much better. ]

[oxfordqueen]

[It's amazing that Bess can still walk in those heels. She does stumble briefly when Henry hooks onto her.]

Not my fault you're so slow.

[ofkentucky]

[ Henry will be duly impressed by Bess's feat. If he remembers this whole incident in the morning, that is. ]

'M not slow. You're just really fast.

[oxfordqueen]

You just don't know how to keep up with me. [Which is true of most people.]

[ofkentucky]

I'm learnin', I'm learnin'. Where is this crazy place? [ Who even knows why it's crazy to Henry, but apparently it is. ]

[oxfordqueen]

I think it's one street over. [Probably one street over in the other direction.]

[ofkentucky]

Oh, awesome. [ Regardless of what direction it actually is in, Henry will obediently follow like the puppy that he is. ]

[oxfordqueen]

[He's very adorable like a puppy. It's very endearing.]

This place makes the greatest fish and chips on the face of the planet.

[ofkentucky]

[ It's a talent - no, an art by now. ]

The whole planet? How d'you know? You must've eaten a lot of fish and chips.

If you think I rolled. You're wrong. 3 is necessary.

[endsjustified]

Im stealing a river. you can be with me or against me but I do not take kindly to traitrs.

Oh. my. goodness. <3

[ofkentucky]

And you're planning on doing this how?

I make no excuses and have no regrets for this ot3, okay. :| <3

[endsjustified]

shovel. clearly.

It's just... so beautiful. :') <3

[ofkentucky]

[ Henry's not used to this reversal of roles. Mac's evil schemes are usually quite grand the way it is, but this? Takes the cake. ]

Silly me. I'm assuming you have somewhere to put it?

trufax, yo.

[endsjustified]

in th channels we are abou to dig. come here and help you arse.

[...Henry's phone is being stolen tomorrow and all of this deleted.