dude. i'm so drunk.

[bottecellie]

The Drunk Meme

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[taser_warrior]

Coulson. Coulson [ Darcy spins around on her foot and points at him, forgetting why she was calling his name mid turn so she just smiles and gives him a dorky wave.] Uhhh.
Hiiii.

[taser_warrior]

DANGAH ZONE. [ and this is the part where she nearly walks into a lamppost. Damn it.]

[sonofcoul]

[And he quickly puts his hands on the sides of her shoulders and steers her out of the way of the lamppost.]

As are stationary objects, apparently. Let's find a good pizza place before you have to contend with additional dangers like fire hydrants or bus stops.

[taser_warrior]

Grasy Ass me amigo. Wait no. Gracy Ace. No GRACIAS!
Thanks boss.

[sonofcoul]

You're welcome, Miss Lewis.

[taser_warrior]

[ Without Coulson babysitting her drunk ass Darcy knows she would have gotten lost long before they step up to the pizza place. But good lord nothing beats a giant slice of new york pizza.]
Oh god this is amazing.

[sonofcoul]

[He nods.] Good pizza is always a plus.

[taser_warrior]

You need a lady...or like a man friend Boss. More friends. Not even like relationshipy, just all the friends.
Coulson and Company.

[sonofcoul]

Coulson and Company? I'm not sure how viable that would be.