986. Rabbit Done Died Meme

May 26, 2012 13:11

The Rabbit Done Died"The rabbit died" is an old saying meaning one is pregnant, coming from the now no longer practiced rabbit test ( Read more... )

warning: possible triggers, rated: nc17, rated: pg, crack-humor, rated: pg13

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emma swan ➝ ouat ➝ ota cygnical May 27 2012, 02:57:59 UTC
hearthunted May 27 2012, 03:22:17 UTC
[1 makes the most sense.]

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cygnical May 27 2012, 03:30:14 UTC
( Four months. Four. Months. She found out when she was three weeks along with Henry--but this? This? Four-freaking-months. She attributed her slight weight gain to stress, the same for her irregular cycle (which has always been that way, honestly), and any soreness or swelling to being on her feet all the damn time.

That doesn't stop Emma from feeling like an idiot, but now isn't the time. Graham's brother is smug, panting on their bed--her's and Graham's; he likes to frequent the outdoors or Henry's room if he were to be choosy--like he has known all along.

Forgive her, Graham, if she seems rather...irritated and your brother looks smug as hell. )

I'm pregnant.

( Ever eloquent, this one! )

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hearthunted May 27 2012, 03:38:45 UTC
[This is actually good news for him, if he's completely honest, because this is the thing that can complete their little family. The trouble is he can't tell how she feels about it, since they've never discussed the possibility.]

Really? [He can't keep a bit of a smile from crossing his face, but he tries to hide it.] That's...is it good news or not good news?

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cygnical May 27 2012, 03:46:36 UTC
I -- I don't know. The doctor said I was four months along. ( Not Dr. Whale. Never Dr. Whale. ) I can't believe I didn't --

( Beat. She notices the tiniest hints of a smile. She's nervous, a little irritated--your brother is even smugger now that you're kind of happy, Graham--at herself and, well, hormones and her body all but laughing at her, but is she terribly upset? Not really. At least this time she isn't a scared teenage girl, a teenage girl very much alone, and incarcerated.

So... )

Is it good news?

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hearthunted May 27 2012, 03:50:54 UTC
Four months. Wow.

[This would be him, throwing a bit of a look the wolf's way, as if to say 'don't make it worse,' and then going to sit on the bed.]

I think it is.

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cygnical May 27 2012, 03:58:17 UTC
( Things are different now. Better. Is she ready just now? No, but she has a feeling she wasn't planned with her parents, that it just happened. Regardless all the hell she went through in her first pregnancy, she wouldn't trade Henry in for the world.

And here's this man, a man that's been called less for so many years, and yet, more of a man she's ever known, sitting by her side.

She takes a deep breath and, entwining her fingers with his, she gives his hand a gentle squeeze: ) Your brother and Henry can't name the kid, okay? Especially if it's a girl.

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hearthunted May 27 2012, 04:03:28 UTC
[He gives the wolf an affectionate scratch between the ears.] He can't name anything anyway, because he can't talk. I don't know what kind of name Henry would pick, but that choice should probably be left to us. Henry will be so disappointed.

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lolol "he can't name anything because he can't talk." cygnical May 29 2012, 05:56:17 UTC
I have no idea what I'm--we're--going to tell him, or my parents.

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Graham is so literal sometimes. hearthunted May 29 2012, 06:03:27 UTC
I imagine that the truth would work the best.

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so i'm picturing a very precocious little girl who is very literal. oh lord. cygnical May 29 2012, 06:08:15 UTC
( There are times when his dry, literal comments make Emma uncertain that he's being genuine or sarcastic. ) Really? I thought swallowing a watermelon would suffice.

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Say hello to your worst nightmare, Emma. hearthunted May 29 2012, 06:12:48 UTC
That sounds painful.

What are you not sure about, if you should lead up to it or if you should just jump right in?

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watching cartoons with graham and the little girl would be a nightmare. "animals can't talk, mama." cygnical May 29 2012, 06:17:53 UTC
Giving birth is painful. I didn't even have an epidural when I gave birth to Henry.

Pretty much both; with Henry, I'd probably be better just blurting it out, but with my parents... ( She doesn't know them well enough to judge, still. At least, she doesn't know them as her parents very well. ) Maybe I can send them a card? I don't know.

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"Roadrunners can't make holes in mountains. Or use dynamite." hearthunted May 29 2012, 06:24:43 UTC
I've heard that.

I think you should probably tell them in person.

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"i find it unlikely that any kind of fish suffers from short term memory loss." cygnical May 29 2012, 06:29:39 UTC
And I've been through it. Fair warning: I'll use every curse word in my arsenal when the time comes.

...can I hide behind Henry if things go sour?

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"Sponges don't wear pants." hearthunted May 29 2012, 06:33:13 UTC
I'll keep that in mind. It may increase my vocabulary.

Shouldn't I be the one hiding?

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