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*snicker* stillnotlegolas June 4 2012, 21:11:35 UTC
> CHECK WARDROBE.

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Clint...No. Whatever you're thinking, just no. capcicle June 4 2012, 21:29:57 UTC
STEVE's attention has been drawn to the BATTERED WARDROBE. The hinges are rusted and make a horrible screeching noise as STEVE uses the handles to open the BATTERED WARDROBE. Inside STEVE finds an HOLSTER with a GUN in the pouch. It is empty.

Will you add the GUN to your INVENTORY?
> Yes/No

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He's totally innocent he has no idea what you mean. stillnotlegolas June 4 2012, 21:49:26 UTC
> YES

> FIND DOOR.

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Nobody believes you, Clint. Your innocent face needs work. capcicle June 4 2012, 22:03:14 UTC
The GUN has been added to STEVE's inventory.

STEVE closes the WARDROBE and looks around the room. The DOOR is nearby and looks sturdy despite the dilapidated appearance.

Upon further inspection, STEVE finds the DOOR locked.

What will you do now?
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Re: Nobody believes you, Clint. Your innocent face needs work. stillnotlegolas June 4 2012, 22:30:09 UTC
>PICK UP PIECE OF BROKEN DESK.

>FUCK UP DOOR.

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LANGUAGE, CLINT! /scandalized >_>; *totes read the player messages and splorfled* capcicle June 4 2012, 22:48:57 UTC
The BROKEN DESK turns out to be made of flimsy wood and all but crumples in STEVE's hands. Steve is unable to use the BROKEN DESK to FUCK UP DOOR.

There appears to be something among the wreckage that riddles the ground around STEVE's feet.

What will you do now?
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Shut up, stupid game. You like it. stillnotlegolas June 5 2012, 12:09:09 UTC
"Stupid," He mutters, narrowing his eyes. Because really. What sort of game exists now that you can't use objects to break out of things?

>SEARCH WRECKAGE.

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Clint, it's a game and even IT kjnows you're inapporpriate. capcicle June 5 2012, 17:02:51 UTC
STEVE uses his boot to sift through the larger pieces of splintered wood and finds a SCRAP OF PAPER among the debris. It's crumpled and worn and the ink is faded but STEVE thinks he can decipher it.

Will you have STEVE inspect the SCRAP OF PAPER?
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It's been talking to Phil, hasn't it? stillnotlegolas June 5 2012, 20:34:03 UTC
>INSPECT PAPER.

>ALSO DANCE. A LITTLE.

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It doesn't want to get shot so no, but it's connected to...things. It /knows/ things. capcicle June 5 2012, 22:55:52 UTC
The light fixture is high in the ceiling but it's strong and illuminates the room perfectly, which is suspect since the walls and door look as if they belong in a condemned building. For all STEVE knows that's exactly where he is. Still, it's good enough to get a better look at the SCRAP OF PAPER.

The path I still light even though I am hallow
my secrets hold the key to your salvation...

Whether quote or just randomly scrawled words, they don't immediately bring illumination. STEVE is amused by that and tilts his face towards the light and spins in dizzying circles, chuckling under his breath as he puzzles out the meaning.

How do you proceed?
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because he's being a brat jarvisconsole June 4 2012, 22:06:04 UTC
MESSAGE FROM JARVIS

>You won't get through the door without the key.

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JARVIS, a brat? Never. stillnotlegolas June 4 2012, 22:26:58 UTC
MESSAGE FROM PLAYER

>fuck you, JARVIS, watch me.

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<3 :) jarvisconsole June 4 2012, 22:42:55 UTC
MESSAGE FROM JARVIS

>The key is in the lamp when you give up on the door

[And he is going to solve this game before you can so HA]

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:D! stillnotlegolas June 5 2012, 12:07:46 UTC
MESSAGE FROM PLAYER

>Whatever, there's something awesome in the rubble of my desk.

[Screw you, JARVIS, he's taking you down.]

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jarvisconsole June 5 2012, 13:10:06 UTC
>Still at the desk, are you?

[He's already way down the hall and found a map!]

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stillnotlegolas June 5 2012, 20:16:13 UTC
>Some of us have to go offline and save the world.

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