1075. Fun in the Sun...

[neverfeltthis]

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[redinmyledger]

Natasha watched in amusement as Tony steadily avoided the grill but always seemed to make time for the bar. She finally excused herself from Thor's enthusiastic review of the burgers to slide her arm around Tony's waist and lean into him. "When am I going to get you into the pool?"

nobody loves me ;___;

[improvetheworld]

Grilling wasn't exactly Tony's thing. Neither was eating, really, but the bar was well-stocked and he could show off a little when it come to mixing up cocktails. He raised an eyebrow over his pina colada when her arm went around his waist, and smirked.

"You just wanna get me wet and half naked."

ilu bb

[redinmyledger]

"Damn, and I thought I had the evil genius but down. You weren't supposed to see through my cunning plan."

Natasha moved her arm and reached for a mocktail that she immediately took the umbrella out of and dropped onto the bar before she sipped at it and then looked at Tony again. "If you're not waterproof then I have serious issues to raise about your personal hygiene."

/sobs on

[improvetheworld]

"Oh, I dunno, sniff me. Do I smell hygienic?"

Tony smirked, tilting his neck up a little as he sipped his drink. He promptly picked up Natasha's discarded umbrella and plunked it into his own drink.

/snuggles

[redinmyledger]

Natasha leaned in to sniff, taking a moment to process what it was that he really smelled like.

"You smell like rum, coconut and hygiene. I smell a little cologne too. I'm sorry I ever doubted your ability to take a shower."

[improvetheworld]

"Good. I accept your apology."

He knocked back his drink and nodded toward the pool.

"Shall we?"

[redinmyledger]

"Good, that saves me having to come up with some way to make amends."

She grinned before nodding and made her way to the edge of the pool where she slipped into the water effortlessly.

[improvetheworld]

"You could still make amends."

He grinned as he wandered over to the diving board. Tony could never just slip into anything - he had to make a show of it. He gave Natasha a wink before diving, surprisingly almost flawlessly, in.

[redinmyledger]

Natasha watched and gave him a round of applause before swimming in closer to him.

"Solid nine. You wobbled a little on the entry and the splash wasn't very neat. Where'd you learn to dive?"

[improvetheworld]

"Just a nine?" He scoffed, swimming up to the edge of the pool and beckoning for a drink.

"Well, pools are great places to pick up women. I pick up skills necessary to my successes." A grin.

[redinmyledger]

Natasha nodded before ducking to get her hair wet so that she could slick it back. "Just a nine. I'm telling you, it's your splash work."

Natasha snorted in amusement. "Of course you do. So who are the prospects today? Though really, is there anyone here you haven't slept with?"

[improvetheworld]

"Well. Being too perfect might intimidate some people."

He sucked a Long Island iced tea through a straw, eying Natasha up.

"How would you feel about being my prospect?"

[redinmyledger]

"Perhaps, but you're talking to someone who's a trained gymnast. I'd rather see you nail the splash work."

She eyed him right back, the corners of her mouth staying lifted in amusement.

"I think I might feel flattered. Maybe even willing."

[improvetheworld]

"I'd rather nail other things."

[redinmyledger]

"Tony, really? That's your best line?" Natasha swam over to him and took a sip from his drink. "How would you like to nail me?"

[improvetheworld]

He snorted and reached for his drink.

"That wasn't a line. That was honesty. I don't know, there's a nice lonely looking cabana over there."