[ This wasn't what Wade was expecting when he signed up for this. This wasn't in the deal. And yet here he was, swollen ankles, a belly that made a beer-gut seem like wishful thinking, and a really insane craving for chimichanga ice cream. Okay, granted, that last one wasn't all that unusual for Wade. ]
CAAAAAASS!! [ That loud crash of a kitchen cabinet slamming shut? That was your husband, Castiel. He's not happy right now. ] WHERE THE FUDGE IS THE PEANUT BUTTER!
HOLY CRAP, I DIED WHEN I SAW THIS. holy_hand_printJuly 11 2012, 23:21:24 UTC
[ooc: My friend is coming in from out of town so I may not be able to reply for a week. but we will continue this thread when I return!]
[Castiel knew for a fact that men were not suppose to become pregnant. God had not made it that way, it was the mothers job to nurture the baby and have it grow with in her body. Which is why he was pretty sure the baby in Wades stomach was a sin against God. Or maybe Gabriel was having his kicks.
God damn Gabriel.
Castiel knew that his heavenly brothers were upset when the angel decided to marry Wade Wilson. He just never imagined they would go this far.
The angel had been in the office, reading up in angolosaxen rituals when the screech from his husband came from the kitchen. The angel sighed, pushed out of his chair and turned to enter the kitchen. Castiel stuck his head in, frowning as he caught sight of his pregnant husband digging through the shelves.]
WE'S GONNA HAVE LITTLE ANGEL BEBEHS.loveyellowboxesJuly 11 2012, 23:46:48 UTC
[ Wade turned toward Cas, hand resting on his whale-like mid-section. He distinctly remembers eating peanut butter the night before... but was that seriously all they had? ]
You were supposed to buy more. [ For all the dramatics and flare he could have added, it was said in more or less a deadpan. Did it matter that Wade hadn't actually told Castiel to go to the store to buy some? No. No it did not. ]
You were supposed to buy more! [ His temper spiked this time he said it, turning on his heel and storming to the other side of the kitchen. ] You KNEW we were out! YOU KNEW. This is -- this is unbelievable! I've spent the last six months slaving away, growing a baby from scratch - which, by the way, is freaking awesome - and you can't even go to the store to buy PEANUT BUTTER?
[ooc; bro, don't even worry about it. I will be HERE. ME AND YOUR BABY WILL WAIT FOR YOU, CAS. I WILL WAIT FOR YOU FOREVERRRR. ]
[That mid section was so abnormal Castiel had to fight to keep from flinching when he saw it.]
Was I?
[When had that been established? Every since this pregnancy started Wade had become (If it was even possible) even more crazy then before. His moods shot from left to right, he broke things in a moments notice. Castiel was having a hard time trying to keep up. The whiplash was giving the angel a head ache.]
I wasn't aware that was my responsibility. I apologize.
[For all of Wades crazy Castiel just took it in stride. He was calm , collected, and always kept himself grounded.]
BABY I'M HOME PLZ STILL LOVE ME!!loveyellowboxesAugust 12 2012, 03:42:10 UTC
[ Fuckin' damnit. He was not going to go all crazy emotional hormonal woman over peanut butter. It was bad enough he had been crying over that JIF commercial when Cas wasn't there, but -- okay, that was something he might have done on a few occasions before the whole preggerz thing happened. ]
No. I don't even want the peanut butter anymore! [ Don't cry, Wade. Don't freakin'do it, man. ] In fact, don't ever buy peanut butter again! Not that you would anyway. [ He jerked open the fridge and pulled up the bottom of his mask to rest just above his nose. Whatever it was that had let him have this baby certainly hadn't done him any favors as far as his scars went. ]
[ Not really sure what it was he was pulling out of the fridge, Wade began eating his feelings. It looked like some kind of left over food, but it was a little difficult to tell with the state he was in. ]
OMG HI HOW ARE YOU?!holy_hand_printAugust 12 2012, 03:54:32 UTC
[Castiel just sort of sat back and watched the madness happen. His brows were raised, watching Wade carefully as the other seems to careen further off the cliff by his own doing. Wade was... upset. He was upset and it was Castiels fault the man felt this way. The father of his child.
Wade stood there, dejected, as the man started to eat everything in the fridge. The angel frowned deeply, stepping closer by crossing the kitchen and hovering over the scarred mans shoulder.]
....I am sorry.
[He murmured quietly, waiting for the okay from Wade to get closer.]/small>
I did not mean to upset you. I apologize profusely for that.
OMG HI I'M ALIVE. I SURVIVED.loveyellowboxesAugust 12 2012, 04:29:11 UTC
[ That's so very much not a sniff you just heard, Castiel. If you ask if he's crying, he will shoot you in the face. You're a freaking angel, you can take it. ]
[ However, sniffling or not, the shoveling of food does slow down to a stop. For a moment he stays there with his back to Cas, before turning around, three cold hot dogs still sticking partially out of his mouth as he slowly chews them. He can see the sincerity in Cas's eyes. Damnit -- why does he have to use that look when Wade's trying to be angry at him? ]
Yhh brrurr buuh surrh. [ Or, if translated, would roughly mean 'You better be sorry.' had his mouth not been full of hotdogs. It's said with a somewhat less angry tone and more of a 'give me a fucking hug now' type of tone. And there might have been another sniff. ]
YES YOU DID. IM GLAD TO SEE YOURE BACK. holy_hand_printAugust 12 2012, 22:04:55 UTC
[Castiel won't ask Wade if he is crying. The angel knows better then that. And even if he can take a couple of hundred bullets to the face it doesn't mean he wants to. Castiel would rather skip that problem all together.]
[And its saying something that he doesn't even blink when Wade turns around and his mouth is stuffed full of hot dogs. The angel gave a little amused smile, stepping forward closer to his husband as he held out his arms (as awkward as ever) for a hug.]
[ Wade considers it for a moment, standing there, eyes narrowed. Then takes three more chews of his mouthful before swallowing it pretty much whole, ducks his head some, and shuffles forward into Castiel's arms, wrapping his own around the angel. ]
I - I- [ Sniff. ] I just.. Choosy Moms Choose JIF. I never choose JIF, Cas. Ever. I always just get the-the cheap crap and I want to be a choosy mom!
CAAAAAASS!! [ That loud crash of a kitchen cabinet slamming shut? That was your husband, Castiel. He's not happy right now. ] WHERE THE FUDGE IS THE PEANUT BUTTER!
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[Castiel knew for a fact that men were not suppose to become pregnant. God had not made it that way, it was the mothers job to nurture the baby and have it grow with in her body. Which is why he was pretty sure the baby in Wades stomach was a sin against God. Or maybe Gabriel was having his kicks.
God damn Gabriel.
Castiel knew that his heavenly brothers were upset when the angel decided to marry Wade Wilson. He just never imagined they would go this far.
The angel had been in the office, reading up in angolosaxen rituals when the screech from his husband came from the kitchen. The angel sighed, pushed out of his chair and turned to enter the kitchen. Castiel stuck his head in, frowning as he caught sight of his pregnant husband digging through the shelves.]
You ate it all last night, Wade. Remember?
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You were supposed to buy more. [ For all the dramatics and flare he could have added, it was said in more or less a deadpan. Did it matter that Wade hadn't actually told Castiel to go to the store to buy some? No. No it did not. ]
You were supposed to buy more! [ His temper spiked this time he said it, turning on his heel and storming to the other side of the kitchen. ] You KNEW we were out! YOU KNEW. This is -- this is unbelievable! I've spent the last six months slaving away, growing a baby from scratch - which, by the way, is freaking awesome - and you can't even go to the store to buy PEANUT BUTTER?
[ooc; bro, don't even worry about it. I will be HERE. ME AND YOUR BABY WILL WAIT FOR YOU, CAS. I WILL WAIT FOR YOU FOREVERRRR. ]
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Was I?
[When had that been established? Every since this pregnancy started Wade had become (If it was even possible) even more crazy then before. His moods shot from left to right, he broke things in a moments notice. Castiel was having a hard time trying to keep up. The whiplash was giving the angel a head ache.]
I wasn't aware that was my responsibility. I apologize.
[For all of Wades crazy Castiel just took it in stride. He was calm , collected, and always kept himself grounded.]
Would you like me to go get it now?
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No. I don't even want the peanut butter anymore! [ Don't cry, Wade. Don't freakin'do it, man. ] In fact, don't ever buy peanut butter again! Not that you would anyway. [ He jerked open the fridge and pulled up the bottom of his mask to rest just above his nose. Whatever it was that had let him have this baby certainly hadn't done him any favors as far as his scars went. ]
[ Not really sure what it was he was pulling out of the fridge, Wade began eating his feelings. It looked like some kind of left over food, but it was a little difficult to tell with the state he was in. ]
[ Freakin' peanut butter. ]
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Wade stood there, dejected, as the man started to eat everything in the fridge. The angel frowned deeply, stepping closer by crossing the kitchen and hovering over the scarred mans shoulder.]
....I am sorry.
[He murmured quietly, waiting for the okay from Wade to get closer.]/small>
I did not mean to upset you. I apologize profusely for that.
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[ However, sniffling or not, the shoveling of food does slow down to a stop. For a moment he stays there with his back to Cas, before turning around, three cold hot dogs still sticking partially out of his mouth as he slowly chews them. He can see the sincerity in Cas's eyes. Damnit -- why does he have to use that look when Wade's trying to be angry at him? ]
Yhh brrurr buuh surrh. [ Or, if translated, would roughly mean 'You better be sorry.' had his mouth not been full of hotdogs. It's said with a somewhat less angry tone and more of a 'give me a fucking hug now' type of tone. And there might have been another sniff. ]
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[And its saying something that he doesn't even blink when Wade turns around and his mouth is stuffed full of hot dogs. The angel gave a little amused smile, stepping forward closer to his husband as he held out his arms (as awkward as ever) for a hug.]
I am. May I hug you now?
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I - I- [ Sniff. ] I just.. Choosy Moms Choose JIF. I never choose JIF, Cas. Ever. I always just get the-the cheap crap and I want to be a choosy mom!
[ Wade, seriously, stop crying. It's peanut butter. It's just freaking -- oh damnit. ]
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