1138. The Truth Meme

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[scottiemccall]

What is with you and the chains all the time?

[alotofadderall]

"Going around sniffing out pheromones is creepy." Stiles turned away childishly, a light blush tinging his cheeks, aware that he was probably going to get over this within the next thirty seconds.

[scottiemccall]

"It's not my fault you jerk off like three times a day, leaving all your juice-smells all over."

[alotofadderall]

"Not three!" Stiles protested with a hiss, lowering his voice as more heads turned towards them. "Dude!"

[scottiemccall]

Scott shrugged. "If you say so."

[alotofadderall]

Stiles shoved Scott in the shoulder, pouting. "Go sit in a parked car with Allison or something."

[scottiemccall]

"That is the strangest thing you have ever said to me, and you have said a lot of strange things to me."

[alotofadderall]

"Dude, that's dense. Even for you." Stiles raised an eyebrow, hands gesturing wildly. "Parked car? I know you know what that means."

[scottiemccall]

"Well, we don't do a lot of ... sitting, you know."

[alotofadderall]

"TMI, Scott, I don't need to know whether Allison's on top or not." Stiles grinned wickedly, awaiting the return volley.

[scottiemccall]

"Yes, you do. Or, well, you don't need to know but I bet you want to."

[alotofadderall]

"Ew, dude, I am not a voyeur. Details about your freaky werewolf-sexy times are most definitely on my Do Not Want list, complete with red ink."

[scottiemccall]

There wasn't a teenage boy in the world that wasn't a voyeur, but whatever. "If you say so, Stiles."

[alotofadderall]

"Oh my God," Stiles banged his head against his desk, wishing Derek were there to snap his neck.

[scottiemccall]

"So how are things goin' with the Pursuit of Lydia?"

[alotofadderall]

"Awful, as per usual. I'm hopelessly in love with her and I won't stop trying to woo her even though I know she'll never look at me twice with Jackson in the same room."