5, you can pick if Moriarty is human or another animal?flatmatewatsonNovember 27 2012, 06:37:23 UTC
John was really not sure what had happened. He stood stock still, trying to figure out why everything was so big. And why he felt so small and furry. His hands were too small too, John trying to rub at his nose and face. A squeak of dismay. He was a hamster.
Re: 5, you can pick if Moriarty is human or another animal?turn_u_in2shoesNovember 28 2012, 03:44:54 UTC
*Contrary to popular belief, he wasn't a complete bastard. Ok, yes he was. But the hamster caught him off guard. He didn't even want to know what Sherlock was doing with a hamster loose in his apartment. He was making himself at home as usual when Sherlock wasn't around anyway and decided to make nice.*
Awh, just look at you. So adorable!*fake sing song voice*
You know Sherlock is just going to dissect you, right? *eyebrow quirk in thought* I know I would.
[Oh. Oh no. He was wrong, things could get worse than this. John freezes in place with fear at the hands coming at him. At the last moment, he manages to get himself to move, trying to run away off the table as fast as his little legs can take him. Of all the people to find him like this...]
Now that's better. Now let's see who you remind me of, yes? *Moriarty turns the hamster in his hands ever so carefully, this way and that.*
You definitely have John's coloring and I am quite certain you squeak just as he probably would if I had him in my grasp. Yes, I'll call you John. Let's make ourselves some tea John, shall we? *He stalks off toward the pantry area and roots around with the non hamster holding hand.*
[His little heart sank. He was trapped. And by Sherlock's nemesis at that. He could only hope that Sherlock would be coming home sometime soon but he couldn't even speak his mind like this.
John keeps himself in a small bundle as much as possible, not liking the circumstances. No, he doesn't want any tea.
...okay, maybe he does want tea, but he wants Moriarty out of their flat pronto.]
So John, Earl Grey or herbal mint? *Asked in a tone that made it seem the most natural thing in the world to be asking a hamster, he waited for an appropriate squeak. Mindlessly, he petted the nape of its neck with his forefinger.*
[John hunches his little shoulders, trying not to be petted. The indignity of the situation was just awful. Not to mention the guy might strap a bomb to him AGAIN when he figures out he's really John Watson.
He also didn't like how skittish he was, but he couldn't seem to calm down. Hamsters were apparently high strung.]
Had a spare moment. :Dturn_u_in2shoesNovember 30 2012, 02:19:29 UTC
Earl Grey it is then. Although ...*He pauses to look around and while he noticed it before. John's clothing, it clicked that said clothing was in a heap dropped neatly down as if its owner had simply vani...
Moriarty holds hamster John in both hands to look it dead in the beady little eyes.*
Why I'll be a ...oh, it's Christmas come early! It is you John!. You are so coming home with me. You'll just love the Holidays in the Moriarty household. Moran makes a wicked Turkey. *Cue bathshittery right here*
[And then the lights go out really fast. John's head bonks against the wicker of the basket and he scrambles around in a circle, trying to find a way out. Not good, not good!!]
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Awh, just look at you. So adorable!*fake sing song voice*
You know Sherlock is just going to dissect you, right? *eyebrow quirk in thought* I know I would.
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You know, you look familiar ...
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Finally, he has no recourse but to huddle in the hands, hoping beyond hope that nothing bad is going to happen to him.]
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You definitely have John's coloring and I am quite certain you squeak just as he probably would if I had him in my grasp. Yes, I'll call you John. Let's make ourselves some tea John, shall we? *He stalks off toward the pantry area and roots around with the non hamster holding hand.*
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John keeps himself in a small bundle as much as possible, not liking the circumstances. No, he doesn't want any tea.
...okay, maybe he does want tea, but he wants Moriarty out of their flat pronto.]
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He also didn't like how skittish he was, but he couldn't seem to calm down. Hamsters were apparently high strung.]
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Moriarty holds hamster John in both hands to look it dead in the beady little eyes.*
Why I'll be a ...oh, it's Christmas come early! It is you John!. You are so coming home with me. You'll just love the Holidays in the Moriarty household. Moran makes a wicked Turkey. *Cue bathshittery right here*
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He makes a bolt for freedom, despite the now million foot drop it seems to the floor, he tries to run off as fast as he can.
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Now now John, mustn't run away from daddy.
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Tsk tsk. That's not a good way to begin a relationship John. Now, will you behave in my inner coat pocket or do I have to pre-package you?
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