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[afancytank]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
How To:
01. Post with your character and fandom.
02. In the box, put your text from last night. If you can't think of one, go to the TFLN site to find one. Please remember that you're the one texting the first message so please don't leave your comment blank.
03. Tag others to make it more fun! Mistexts happen all the time, right

Comments

63 Dan Humphrey | Gossip Girl | OTA

[lovesbrooklyn]

i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving.

Modern AU Bilbo Baggins // The Hobbit // OTA

[of_bag_end]

What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day

[modern_dwarf]

"Is that so? How hard do you like it, master Baggins?"

[of_bag_end]

Thorin? OH! Oh. I'm so sorry! That wasn't for you! It was a joke. For someone else...

[modern_dwarf]

Someone else? What kind of friends do you have, Bilbo? Ones who enjoy looking at flowers and thinking of unprotected sex? [He was smirking but also felt a pang of jealousy, as he liked Bilbo.]

Ava Spencer ❋ OC

[karmaschameleon]

81 degrees. This calls for margarita-sicles. You in?

David Nolan [Prince Charming] || Once Upon a Time || OTA

[knightinflannel]

I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun.

[dealwithgold]

Charming indeed. I expect that wasn't meant for me, dearie.

[knightinflannel]

Uh, no, it wasn't.

[dealwithgold]

Do be more careful. I don't imagine Belle is the jealous sort, but I'm sure she's more than a match for you should she see texts like that.

Isaac Lahey | Teen wolf | Open To All

[brknbeta]

Seriously, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?

Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.

[slowkidsatplay]

Do I even want to know why you sent this to me?

[brknbeta]

[Rubs his eyes and rereads the one he sent.]

Shit! Sorry, Stiles. Really shouldn't text while I'm half asleep.

[slowkidsatplay]

It's cool, man, no worries.

It's the closest I ever got to a sext, even if it wasn't for me. Sad, sad, sad, but true story of the last American virgin.

Let me live vicariously. Details of these erotic encounters please! ;D