[Someone's been following Jason's night route. Someone small and scary-looking with their hands behind their back. What's he hiding? When will he actually bother stepping out and saying hi?]
[Jason hasn't lost his touch. He is still able to tell if somebody's following him... and he's pretty sure he'd be able to take anybody in a fight if needed. So he waits for them to say something.
it's the stuff of nightmaresdatpunchlineJune 6 2011, 22:37:42 UTC
Hehe. Okay.
[JJ pops off the lid and - nothing. No gas, no bomb. See? Totally harmless. He tosses the lid aside, drops the box to the ground, then kicks it over. The present skids across the asphalt, coming to a stop halfway between them.
Since Jason (and others) are always so wrongfully suspicious, he won't hand over the gift directly, even if he wants to.]
[Well, that's a start. He steps closer to the gift, then crouches next to it. He's still looking at it carefully, but this time he does reach for it. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction did brought him back.]
[JJ tries to stay as quiet as possible, watching Jason with anticipation. Please like the gift! Do you like it? You better like it.
No bombs, no Joker gas... It's a handgun. A very nice, very expensive-looking handgun. Daddy J insisted on flowers at first, but this idea was all JJ's.]
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...Today, however, he's not in a good mood]
What do you want? [He yells to the darkness]
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[Oh, joy. That echoing laugh must mean only one person - one kid. JJ peeks his head around the corner of an alleyway, greeting Jason with a smile.]
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Well, sup Junior?
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If it's a bomb, you can kindly take it back already.
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Ta-da! He's holding a wrapped up box in both hands, arms outstretched. Look, the bow and paper are in Jason's colors.]
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Or a crowbar, if the Joker is feeling nostalgic.]
...You open it, kiddo.
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[JJ pops off the lid and - nothing. No gas, no bomb. See? Totally harmless. He tosses the lid aside, drops the box to the ground, then kicks it over. The present skids across the asphalt, coming to a stop halfway between them.
Since Jason (and others) are always so wrongfully suspicious, he won't hand over the gift directly, even if he wants to.]
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No bombs, no Joker gas... It's a handgun. A very nice, very expensive-looking handgun. Daddy J insisted on flowers at first, but this idea was all JJ's.]
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's a good one too. [He looks up and raises an eyebrow] and you're giving me this because...?
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I wanted to. Hee hee.
[Pops helped with the pocket money to get it, but you don't need to know that.]
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Sure. What do you want in return? [He's so not new at this]
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[It's totally a joke, by the way.]
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Too old for you, kiddo. I mean it, what do you want?
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