[Ben nearly chokes on the "beautiful."] I don't do so hot in small spaces with hostile people. It's a thing. So, Yzma, I strongly suggest that you calm down.
Unless you want to be suddenly stuck in here with a wolf the size of a pony. Who is freaking out.
[Oh, shit, he's emphasizing words. This... is a bad thing.]
[Ben is caught between laughing and appalled horror at the thought of massaging those feet OMG. He makes a choking sound and decides that sitting in the corner with his knees pulled up is the better part of valor.]
Well. I've got my backpack with me. Which means I've got my laptop and my phone, anyway.
It's a device I can use to send out a call for help. Or at least let my wife know I'm... stuck. For awhile. [He fires off an email, then grabs his phone and calls building maintenance.]
--You're kidding me. No, seriously, you people need to get us out of here. Twenty-four hours is completely unacceptable. I seriously doubt the skinny broad can hold it for that long. I know I can't; thirty-two ounces of Mountain Dew have to go somewhere. I've got one water bottle for three peop-- ... awesome. [He hangs up with more emphasis than he needs to.]
No, they said twenty-four hours. [He eyes the ceiling hatch.] I'll damn well climb out the top before then. [Being stuck anywhere with Yzma for an hour, let alone twenty-four, is too much.]
'Course not. [Ben is almost offended.] No matter how annoying a lady gets, I don't hurt her. [He might, however, slap duct tape over her mouth and tie her up. It depends.]
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You know, Yzma, I could say the same thing. [He bares a fang.]
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Unless you want to be suddenly stuck in here with a wolf the size of a pony. Who is freaking out.
[Oh, shit, he's emphasizing words. This... is a bad thing.]
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We're stuck until they fix it.
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Well. I've got my backpack with me. Which means I've got my laptop and my phone, anyway.
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--You're kidding me. No, seriously, you people need to get us out of here. Twenty-four hours is completely unacceptable. I seriously doubt the skinny broad can hold it for that long. I know I can't; thirty-two ounces of Mountain Dew have to go somewhere. I've got one water bottle for three peop-- ... awesome. [He hangs up with more emphasis than he needs to.]
Yeah, we're stuck for the foreseeable future.
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He also has an evil grin.] Just remember that if I get too hungry or thirsty, I can turn into a giant wolf and eat you.
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