236. Once again... Texts from last night

[magicfortunes]

Once again...

Comments

Kazuki Shiranui + Starry✩Sky

[starread]

Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the vice thinks I'm in.

/not sorry

[naochansensei]

Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.

AJSDKLJASKLDJ

[starread]

do i want to know why you know that???

on a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?

[naochansensei]

Do I want to know why you're texting ME you're hungover?

Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.

[starread]

well you are more drunk than me, therefore, you are the drunk one.

also our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to our school.

[naochansensei]

I don't think I make a very good party chaperone anymore

One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+

[starread]

nah, you are the best! we want you to stay!

And i agree, give it an A+. also don't go to the student lounge. apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...

[naochansensei]

...messy.

I may know who to blame. A certain trio. They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.

this is why you want me to stay????

[starread]

I want you to stay because you are the best escort for us. that is all.

you really need to crack the whip then. and don't take that sexually either unless you are into that...

[naochansensei]

Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.

[starread]

Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet

[dysrhythmias]

what's in it for me??
and the answer better not be 'come to the copy room to find out'
i'm not falling for that again

[starread]

because i saved your friend's life. he cried when I ordered pizza online. he said it was a miracle.

and i have no regrets for last time. it was worth it.

[dysrhythmias]

i only take partial responsibility; the leftover pizza was fair game and he knew it

just make sure no one else is in there next time!!!! your secretary took pictures and now i'm banned from the fax machine

[starread]

i don't blame you if he cried after those last pieces.

alright, alright! don't let the treasurer know though about that. when something like that happened before, he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh.

[dysrhythmias]

it was like sex and drugs and magic on a round bread thing, man. i'll invite you over next time mom makes it

is he at least hot? because that can be a good thing or a bad thing