I feel I need to warn you, this question's gonna call for you to bear with me on the believable scale.
Here's the set up: You've got a lover who was just turned into an animal. A non-mammally animal, too, because it's not fair for you to choose, like, monkey or something. Anyway, there's only one way for you to restore 'em to their natural human self! You've got to sex 'em!
So, now the question! What animal would cause you the least trauma?
lollipops are not enough, I AM TRAUMATIZED.cleithrophobicJune 23 2011, 17:20:19 UTC
Uh...
[He has to think for a while, because dares are hard to come up with, okay. And they're playing the innocent kind of truth and dare, here. At least he thought they were until a certain someone started asking questions about sex with animals.]
HOLD ME AS I CRY. that'll do it.cleithrophobicJune 23 2011, 18:21:36 UTC
[Spencer could understand if she'd told him she didn't know all the first twenty digits, but... she doesn't know what pi is at all? He obviously doesn't know that she's from Spira. Or what Spira is, either, for that matter.]
Not pie-- pi is a mathematical constant whose value is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter.
[Surely the Al Bhed must require some knowledge of this number, considering the sorts of mechanisms and machina they build? But to hell if Rikku remembers 20 digits. After a certain point the numbers just jumble themselves up in her brain and kind of float around until they make a monkey constellation or something in there.]
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Here's the set up: You've got a lover who was just turned into an animal. A non-mammally animal, too, because it's not fair for you to choose, like, monkey or something. Anyway, there's only one way for you to restore 'em to their natural human self! You've got to sex 'em!
So, now the question! What animal would cause you the least trauma?
[Safe?]
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I, uh-- I'm not even sure how it'd be possible for a mammal and a non-mammalian animal to mate.
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I... really don't think I can answer that.
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Ok, ok, fine. You get turned into the same animal that she is. Now what animal sexy times do you choose?!
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Um-- I'm thinking maybe birds?
... Peafowls?
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Graceful, light, cool! So, now my next question! You gonna stay with your girl after this?
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That's-- I'm pretty sure it's my turn?
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Alright, you got me there. And besides, I have another turn coming up anyway, right?
So slap a dare on me, boy!
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[He has to think for a while, because dares are hard to come up with, okay. And they're playing the innocent kind of truth and dare, here. At least he thought they were until a certain someone started asking questions about sex with animals.]
Recite the first twenty digits of pi?
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[Does pi... exist in Spira?]
That's not how you spell pie, you know.
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Not pie-- pi is a mathematical constant whose value is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter.
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[Al Bhed translation for pi? Is this right? Am I allowed to do this?]
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[He is kind of confused now, Rikku.]
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Cause I totally know what I'm talking about here.
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Well-- are you going to recite the first twenty digits of, um. 'Be', then?
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[Surely the Al Bhed must require some knowledge of this number, considering the sorts of mechanisms and machina they build? But to hell if Rikku remembers 20 digits. After a certain point the numbers just jumble themselves up in her brain and kind of float around until they make a monkey constellation or something in there.]
3.14159265... 35?
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