oh the amount of googling i have to do every time i play him, seriously XDcleithrophobicJune 26 2011, 17:49:27 UTC
I don't think you look like thirteen? I didn't necessarily mean that trusting people are naive, more, um. Credulous.
[He's not particularly surprised by the subject change; he's used to that.] I like the portmanteau 'spork' better than 'foon'. There's also the 'spife', where the blade of a knife is used as the handle of the spoon, commonly used when eating kiwi fruit -- though I've never used one.
EXACTLY. i can now recite twenty digits of pi and know so many random facts it's not even funny.cleithrophobicJune 26 2011, 21:40:06 UTC
I... might get it wrong? Accurately determining the age of a person is pretty difficult. But. Um. Eighteen? Nineteen? [He'll look a little confused before he realizes what you're talking about, now.] O-oh, Um. Synonyms for credulous would be... trustful or unsuspecting. If that helps.
People who only have one arm have an advantage using the knork -- it's also known as a Nelson fork, after Horatio Nelson who used this type of cutlery after losing his right arm in 1797. And yes, it's my turn to ask you something -- so, um. Truth or dare?
That's a myth, actually? The truth is that no food can be called 'fattening' -- it's the amount consumed that will determine whether it contributes to body fat.
If you decide not to answer a question or do a dare, you have to do a shot. It's a necessity. All right?
[She holds up a bottle of tequila, swishing the contents as if to put something behind it. There is no threat there, but if he doesn't, she does plan to take drastic measures and probably cry. So, Spencer, what will you do?]
he'll never pick dare. THERE'S THE RISK OF BEING FORCED INTO A PARROT SUIT.cleithrophobicJune 25 2011, 02:06:57 UTC
I, uh. Thought we were a bit too old for this game. But... alright?
[He looks skeptical, girl-Spence. There will probably be a lot of questions he'll have a hard time answering, but it's either that or drinking. And he can't hold his liquor that well at all.
Something tells him they're not going to be playing the very innocent children's version of truth or dare, either.]
I'll pick truth-- because that's probably, um. Safer.
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[He listens, thoughtfully, tilting his head -- then:] I like sporks. It is a good word.
[Leif = perpetually missing the point.]
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[He's not particularly surprised by the subject change; he's used to that.] I like the portmanteau 'spork' better than 'foon'. There's also the 'spife', where the blade of a knife is used as the handle of the spoon, commonly used when eating kiwi fruit -- though I've never used one.
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Spork, foon, spife...knork? I like kiwi fruits. I like to blend them, though, so no utensils whatsoever are required.
I believe it is your turn to ask me a question?
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People who only have one arm have an advantage using the knork -- it's also known as a Nelson fork, after Horatio Nelson who used this type of cutlery after losing his right arm in 1797. And yes, it's my turn to ask you something -- so, um. Truth or dare?
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Knork. I think that is my favorite word thus far. Truth, please.
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[He's really no good at coming up with questions for this. You better not pick dare, Leif, or it'll take minutes for him to think of one.]
... Do you have a guilty pleasure of some sort?
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...several. Chocolate, sex with older men and reality television.
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[And that wasn't exactly an answer he expected. Usually, people answer 'Disney movies' or 'Westlife' when asked that question -- right?]
... Oh. Though I can't really see why, um. Chocolate would be a guilty pleasure.
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It's fattening. [Matter-of-fact nod. He takes the "truth" part very seriously.]
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That's-- uh. Kind of... random? But a turtle. I think. I wouldn't like to have the mindset of a serial killer at all.
Assuming that you'd pick truth -- if you could take back one thing that you've said to a person, what would it be?
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[Considers for a moment, quietly.] "I love you".
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[She holds up a bottle of tequila, swishing the contents as if to put something behind it. There is no threat there, but if he doesn't, she does plan to take drastic measures and probably cry. So, Spencer, what will you do?]
Truth or dare.
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[He looks skeptical, girl-Spence. There will probably be a lot of questions he'll have a hard time answering, but it's either that or drinking. And he can't hold his liquor that well at all.
Something tells him they're not going to be playing the very innocent children's version of truth or dare, either.]
I'll pick truth-- because that's probably, um. Safer.
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