320. The TFLN Meme's A-Hole Cousin

[indestructigirl]

So we've all had fun with the Texts From Last Night Meme, and now here's something a little different.

The Damn You Auto Correct Meme!
It's happened to everyone with an iPhone or some other texting application that corrects text as it's typed, right?

1. Post either a blank thread with your character, OR with an embarrassing mistyped text that they'

Comments

[tastesrainbows]

Rose It Is By No Means Preferable To Have You Continue To Orally Ignore Me
There Are Many Things Im Sure Will Require Our Discussion

[hellscholar]

How forward of you.
Did you prepare the candlelight dinner as well, or were we going to consider skipping that step?
I don't pretend to be the pinnacle of knowledge in regards to troll etiquette, but I'm positive we've skipped several steps on the ladder from my perspective.

[tastesrainbows]

Shit
No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No
That Isnt By Any Means What I Meant To Type Im So Sorry That Same Out So Entirely Incorrect Please Forgive Me

[hellscholar]

That's quite the slip of the hand.
You have my attention now, in any case.
That was your aim, was it not?
So perhaps the Freudian slip was to your benefit.

[tastesrainbows]

No It Wasnt Even A Mistyping I Promise It Was The Fault Of This Horrendous Autocorrect
How Do I Disable That Option I Fail To Understand The Finer Points Of This Interface This Is A Problem That Requires An Immediate Solution
Where Is Sollux Hed Have Some Idea In Mind Of What To Do With Regards To This Matter

[hellscholar]

It wasn't an altogether inaccurate assessment.
I'll be mindful of it in the future.
What exactly were you aiming for, then?

[tastesrainbows]

Well the Intended Wording Was "Totally" And Not Something Which Could Be So Terribly Misinterpreted In That Context
Though I Cant At The Moment Recall What Topic I Expected To Broach With You Originally

[hellscholar]

Yes, its a pity that your dexterity isn't at the pinnacle of your skillset.
Now instead we are broaching the topic of oral ignorance.

[tastesrainbows]

A Topic Which Remains Endlessly Awkward
Id Rather We Not Discuss It Further
Unless Um
You May Be
So Inclined
No Nevermind Forget It