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6 captoftardis November 8 2011, 05:05:51 UTC
[The Doctor wrapped an arm around her shoulders, balancing himself against her.] Th'TARDIS, Rose... we should paint her.

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Oh dear lord huffpuffblonde November 8 2011, 05:07:49 UTC
[She giggled a bit, shifting an arm around his waist. To support him? Maybe. To support herself? Definitely. She sniggered a bit louder as she thought about it.]

D'you know what? She's a girl TARDIS, yeah? We sh-should paint her pink. I love pink.

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8672035730th reason why the Doctor shouldn't get drunk XD captoftardis November 8 2011, 05:12:19 UTC
Ohhh! Brilliant Rose! Pink! Yes, she is a girl! S'many people get confused!

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Buwahaha, as though owning a space and time machine wasn't a good enough reason huffpuffblonde November 8 2011, 05:22:40 UTC
[She threw up a hand.]

See? I'm brilliant.

Doctor.

Doctor.

Doctor, we haven't... we haven't got any paint.

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this is just going down hill fast captoftardis November 8 2011, 05:28:03 UTC
Paint? We have paint!

[He spun on his heel and stole a couple ketchup bottles from the tables. Because it was totally a form of paint in his mind.]

He-Here 'ssss one for you! Come... to my TARDIS!

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The TARDIS will hate them forever huffpuffblonde November 8 2011, 05:36:34 UTC
[She snatches one of the ketchup bottles from him, frowning in concentration.]

Iiiiiiii dunno.

Hang on a second. Hang on, hang on, hang on. [She presses her hand against his arm.] Nuh uh. Doctor. Don't be stupid. We can't paint the TARDIS in this.

Ketchup is red.

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hahaha, oh man captoftardis November 8 2011, 05:50:19 UTC
Theeeen, what do you, [He poked her in the shoulder] sug-gest?

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huffpuffblonde November 8 2011, 06:05:12 UTC
[She poked him back, except she missed, and it hit him in the chest, instead.] You've got a timeanspaceandstuff machine. Let's go to a... a... a store. A paint store. Take me to a paint store!

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captoftardis November 8 2011, 06:12:54 UTC
Wh-Wha? Now?

[He pauses, and grabs her hand.] OK, YES! ALLONS-Y~!

[It took the Doctor 6 tries to get the key in the lock of the TARDIS, but he was finally able to do so. Once inside, he wiggled his fingers about.] Right, ok... Wh-where do I start?

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huffpuffblonde November 8 2011, 06:15:13 UTC
[She squeaks out a giggle as he tugs her on, and she practically dies laughing at him trying to get the key in the lock. Once they're up the ramp, she curls on the jump-seat, laughing hysterically and pointing at him.]

You dunno how to drive!

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captoftardis November 8 2011, 06:35:31 UTC
[He had to hold his balance on the console.] I do too know how to drive! Jus' press... um, where is it?... this one! An', erm... th-then this one!

Oi, spin that one.. roughly 1.34 times!

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huffpuffblonde November 8 2011, 13:48:58 UTC
[Oh boy. Drunk and helping to pilot the TARDIS. She staggered over, leaning against the console, tongue poking out in concentration.]

Eeeugerhrmm... That one?

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captoftardis November 8 2011, 17:22:55 UTC
No. Noooo nooo... Wait, yes, th-that one. Now turn...clockwise. [He circled his finger in the air in demonstration, but it was counterclockwise.]

We will get there... there in NO time!

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huffpuffblonde November 8 2011, 19:23:10 UTC
[That frownyface of concentration comes from trying to figure out just which the hell direction to spin it. Ultimately, she sets on clockwise, and gives it a little twist.

The ship gives a jerk, and she squeaks, falling backward onto her arse, giggling.]

No time. But there's always time. Time ship. Time and space and chips and me and you, painting the TARDIS pink. This is so brilliant. I'm so pissed.

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captoftardis November 9 2011, 00:55:02 UTC
[He giggles, yes giggled, at her as he barely clung to the console as the TARDIS landed somewhere.] Ohh, that you are!

[He wobbled on his feet and managed to help her up on hers as they busted through the door.]

Oh... Ohhhh...! Fantastic landing. You, you navigated brilliantly. We're in th'paint store! Oh, so many... COLORS!

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huffpuffblonde November 9 2011, 01:12:24 UTC
[If she remembered this evening, she'd be laughing at him for ages over that giggle. For the moment, though, she just giggles in return, stumbling a few feet when he tugs her upright.]

You're brilliant. [She beamed, whirling around a few times.] Paint store. We're in a- a- paint store. That's so- that's- that's... you've gone domestic!

[She squealed with laughter, leaning heavily on a rack of purple paint. It fell from the shelf, splattering on the floor, sending sweeps of color bursting out in every which direction.]

Oooohnoooooooo.

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