If ye were a living a Pirate's Life.......
Your name is Leatherwish3, a regular of the crew.
You have 986 dubloons.
You have had sex 9 times so far today.
You have drank 9 bottles of rum so far today.
You are wearing blue hat, with a poka dot top and red pants with kinky boots..
You saw a mermaid off the portside this morning, a good omen..
Your weapon
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