The Mindfuck Meme: Expanded Ed. 1This is not a very nice meme! If you have any major or typical triggers, you're being warned here that you might want to keep fully clear. That said, ever misread 'midfuck meme' with an extra 'n' in it and been sorely disappointed? This one's for you
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To be honest, the thought of just opening you up and adding a tasty filling is a tempting one too. It would take less time than waiting for you to get fat, and I'd get as much food out of it.
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...What if I said I wanted you to just keep me safe like you said? I won't complain again, honest!
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So are you going to est up, or should I go get a knife?
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...I could probably eat some.
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*He hands over some food--a fair bit by Jed's standards*
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He eats, slowly and reluctantly, trying to be messy and drop some so it'll look like he's eating more than he is.]
I'm really full, Colossus - can't eat another bite. Stuffed.
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[Jed resolves to make good his escape at the very first opportunity. The fact that he's in a fish tank without anything to help him scale the sides will, however, provide a challenge.]
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Hey there, Jed! How are you?
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He's snoring away in the far corner at the moment, still sleeping off the last meal. None of his clothes fit anymore, but he's done his best to keep himself covered.]
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*He's already prepared the stuffing--mashed potatoes mixed with gravy, the perfect accompaniment to a piece of meat like this. It's a nicely sized piece of meat, too, now that it's been well-fed--enough that stuffing it isn't just a waste of time. Now the only problem is to actually fill it.
*But that's not too hard. The Master is good with his hands. And it's time for the cooking to begin.*
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What're you -?? Pu' me down!
[Huff, huff. He's such a little fatty now - how can he have gone from being so slim and fit to being a roly-poly thing like this, always having to stop and catch his breath at the slightest bit of physical exertion?]
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So it's time to hollow you out and stuff you, okay?
*He takes out a small knife, just the right size for removing unneeded organs, and goes about the task of cleaning Jed out. It's traumatic, but the Master is good at keeping his playthings alive.
*So it isn't long before the less vital organs are removed and nice big spoonfuls of mashed potatoes and gravy are being poured into the violated hole between Jed's kicking legs.*
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