Comments | memeurgy: I feel dirty

memeurgy

I feel dirty

Oct 03, 2006 12:40

I got the Mark Green yard sign for my art project. (The Republican Party of Wisconsin HQ is several blocks from my office, but close enough to walk on a nice day.) I should have brought the car, since there's no way to look cool while walking down the street with the stupid thing. For those out of the loop, since Hallowe'en and Election Day are so ( Read more... )

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pointnopoint October 3 2006, 21:41:05 UTC

Pictures!!

quincidence October 4 2006, 03:28:23 UTC

can I get some of those tentacle for the juvinle deliquents that want to paint ball my american flag, and were throwing rocks inside my apartment hallway, at my scarecrow?
F'n jerks. The only reason that the paintballing didn't commence, another neighborhood kid caught them, and stop them with, "I am telling her who did it."
So they at least knew they were about to do something wrong.
Damn it. I hate this ... but I can't wait to see your artwork finished and sorry you had to look like a dork carrying the sign.

memeurgy October 4 2006, 17:47:03 UTC

Sure, I'll take pictures. Maybe make up a brief documentary. Like "Why Andy should never have tried fiberglass."
I can't recommend the tentacles for roving bands of unruly youth. They're more for Japanese schoolgirls, if anything. May I suggest the tobacco cutter? It's well-suited to the enclosed space of a hallway.

quincidence October 4 2006, 19:43:41 UTC

i have chosen another weapon.
The camera! I have the digital camera working, and thus any time someone comes to the door that has been asked to not come back. I will be pressing charges for harassment. Can you get a restraining order on a child?
hehe
I believe proof that they were at my door would be best.
Also no soliciting would be great too...tressssssspasssssing ares you...[says in her best green witch bitch voice] do you know what we do to children that tresssss passss?
here kitty-kitty... come here kitty-kitty

sourtrout October 5 2006, 02:40:27 UTC

By Jingo, you filthy apostate traitor...how dare you suggest such a thing. The precious, precious babies are not for eating. A disgusting suggestion.

They're for an immaculate holocaust, total burning appeases our dread lord, dontcha' know?

quincidence October 5 2006, 15:02:56 UTC

right now.. I would be okay with that solution as well.
[shrug] whatever it takes to not have the beasties free-ranging my apartment area and vandalizing my stuff.

I've got a theory... memeurgy October 11 2006, 17:25:32 UTC

Buffy season 3 (Band Candy) clearly indicates that demonic powers-behind-the-throne are all about the eating of babies. Please check your references, eh?