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[memory_storm]

I need a hero.

I havn't used my bathroom in 3 days. Why? There is a GIANT SPIDER OF ENOURMUS PORPORTIONS IN MY BATHROOM. It's just chillin on the walls... I went to take a shower and opened the curtain... AND IT WAS RIGHT THERE IN MY FACE. I died. Okay.

So yes. Buying > A hero to save me from the spiders.

I will pay you in cake.

Comments

[usakochan]

Oh man. D: I am no beast master either. Q_Q I would call the police to take care of that one.

[memory_storm]

POLICEHEELLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[theguindo]

...whaaat.

If I lived in your general area I'd come take care of it.

Gosh 8| have some courage! slam a shoe on it or trap it in a cup and throw it outside!

[memory_storm]

I has no courage... :< saveplz

[clearless]

It's just a spider. I like catching them and playing with them. Just get a cup, trap it, then release it outside. Or swat it with a paper.

IT'S NOT GOING TO KILL YOU! DX

[memory_storm]

ITS GOING TO MURDER MEJGKSFJGSKGJKSFHGJSFH

ITS HUEG A CUP CANNOT CONTAIN

[clearless]

ps: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[memory_storm]

Thanks!

[ragingdreamer]

*giggles* I luff you Matt <3

[memory_storm]

ilu2 <3