I am only going to see American Wedding because I heard Seann William Scott dances.

I'm starting to think that updating monthly is something I am going to do for the rest of my existence here on Live Journal. I'm sadden that I wasn't myself when Shannon and Alyson decided to live with each other. I would have done anything to get out of this house with my husband just to spend time with the girls. It isn't because I hate him. Of ( Read more... )

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goodbye live journal.

why does beyonce sing? she is pretty terrible. i hate everything about her voice, and when she tries to do her little runs i want to jump out the window. right now the mtv movie awards are about to come on. i am upset that i didn't get invited. seann i thought we were friends. jason and alyson looked great on it. i can't wait for american wedding ( Read more... )

Pretend like this is a first post.

( Because )

You know when you don’t update for three weeks it feels like you’ve been gone for twenty one days. What’s new with you?

I changed my journal colors. The theme I was going for was poo brown, but not boo-boo brown. Did I achieve my goal? I hope I did. I was spying on Majandra and Emmy's posts back to one another, and I saw they got on the subject of big foreheads. It just hit me that forty fat kids can play twister on my forehead, and for that reason alone I shall ( Read more... )

Yesterday I decided was going to be the day I tidy out my computer of all the old files, pictures, and emails I do not longer require anymore. Cleaning out the emails was the highest thing I ever did on a computer that day. Have you ever started reading something from your past that made you laugh out loud and completely relive the memory as if it ( Read more... )

I think I'm going to get a breast enhanced surgery next year for my 25th birthday. I'm tired of wearing shirts, tight shirts, and having to spend ten minutes pulling my breasts up is getting a little annoying. The only perk of doing that is the fact I get to grope my breast and cop a little feel of myself which is disturbing if you actually think ( Read more... )

I’m sitting here in a bikini bra and shorts reclining in my rocking chair and eating a red Popsicle. Yes the flavor is specified as “red.” It doesn’t have an authentic identification such as “strawberry” or “cherry,” it is just defined as “red.” I understand the color orange is a flavor because of the fruit that shares its name, but red? An apple ( Read more... )