Turns out that I am not a complete failure.

I passed the BAR!

And now I am going to go hit the bars.

What follows is a long and drawn out background (in two parts) to the story at hand: How for the sixth year in a row I was the only person on the block specifically NOT invited to the block party ( Read more... )

I can’t quite explain it but I do have a few guesses as to why my dreams last night were haunted (in a good way, mind you) by a naked Alton Brown ( Read more... )

I have broken the cardinal rule of poker.

I couldn't sleep so I have stayed up all night playing online poker and watching movies on my (God's true gift to humanity) DVR.

I held off as long as I could.

I watched all my recorded movies, I watched an X-Files marathon, I made it all the way through my stockpiled Good Eats episodes (I watched ( Read more... )

You know what they say, “Give someone an inch and they’ll take a mile.” Or in this case, “Pay a girl a compliment and she just might blog forever ( Read more... )

Here’s the deal: If you can not handle the children you already have (I don’t care if it’s one or seven) then you need to stop procreating IMMEDIATELY. There are many options available to you: the pill, the patch, a diaphragm, condoms, tubal ligation, a vasectomy, etc. It doesn’t matter which you choose, just choose one and choose it quickly ( Read more... )

Today was TD’s first day of school ( Read more... )

I am definitely going bald.

I would attempt to suck it up.

I would say, “Don’t cry for me, it’s just hair.”

But lets face it - there is absolutely no way in hell for a woman to bald gracefully. Seriously. I’ve seen it before and it’s not a pretty sight. Nope…not ever.

I have been living with this nagging fear for quite some time now ( Read more... )

It was an adventurous day in the suburbs today (oxymoron anyone ( Read more... )

I am cleaning out my "office" (read as junk room) today ( Read more... )