You...
--->Name On Birth Certificate? Clara Alysse Alspaugh
--->Nicknames? I'm sure there's a few, Whatever people feel like calling me. What about 'Hey You'?
--->Any other names you might have? Malibu, Don't even ask.
--->Would you change your name? Nah, 'Cause then I wouldn't be Clara.
--->If So, what would you change it to? I wouldn't change it.
--->Where do you live? Corpus Christi.
--->Where have you lived? Here.
--->Where would you like to live? Here. Sad, But true.
--->Where are you glad you don't live? A few places.
--->Hobbies? Hanging out and straight up chillen.
--->What do you think is your best feature? My green eyes? Hell, I don't know.
--->What do you think is your worst feature? Dude, My hair when it ISN'T straight.
--->Do you like your personality? Hell yeah.
--->Do others like your personality? Pretty sure.
--->Do you think your funny? They don't call me Clara for nothing.
--->Do others think you funny? Sure.
--->Do you like your family? At times.
Have you ever...
--->Had a serious illness? Yeah.
--->Been happy about someone’s death? Damn, That's just wrong.
--->Killed an animal? Well, I assisted and I didn't say I was proud of it. Me, Andie and Craig were all in on that one.. So was the dog.
--->Had sex? Virgin here.
--->Been sexually attracted to a cartoon character? That'd be kinda weird. I love Ferris Bueller though.
--->Caused a riot? No, I just like to make a scene.
--->Taken part in a riot? Who knows.
--->Eaten a bug? Isn't that the thing to do when you're two?
--->Been on stage? Yeah. Dare all the way baby!!
--->Joined a gang? Do I look like someone who would be in a gang? The word 'represent' isn't in my vocabulary.
--->Been mentally disturbed? Does that mean like crazy? Hell no.
--->Stolen? Shopping carts and other random things? Yes.
--->Used someone? Sad to say, Yes.
--->Wished to die? Not exactly. Just wished I wasn't me at times.
--->Questioned God's existence? Sometimes, But I know he's always there.
--->Taken pills? Aspirin.
For a billion dollars would you...
--->Kill your parents? No.
--->Eat an ant farm? For a billion dollars? Probably.
--->Have same gender sex? Gross.
--->Kill your best friend? At times I WANT to kill Molly, But I would NEVER follow through with it.
--->Hold up a convenience store? No, Because then if you got a rested.. There goes your money as well.
--->Shoot yourself in the leg? I try to avoid pain.
--->Eat another person? Who thinks up these questions?
--->Jump off a three story building? Yeah. I've already done a two story.. Why not go a little higher?
--->Walk naked in a mall? Sure.
--->Shave your head? Ah, Hell.
--->Drink human blood? Sick.
--->Box with a kangaroo? Yeah, Even though I'd get my ass kicked.
--->Kill the president? I like Bush. And even if I wanted to the C.I.A. would be on my ass like white on rice.. So that'd be a no.
--->Slap an old person? Yeah.
--->Eat a booger? I probably did it when I was little, What's a couple more years?
--->Strip for Osama Bin Laden? Nah, He'd probably rape me.. Being alone in a cave for some time does things to you, I'm sure.
My Favorite...
--->Letter? C for Clara.
--->Color? Green.. And pink.
--->Number? I wonder..
--->Word? I have lots.
--->Movie? I have like five but most definately "Ferris Bueller's Day Off".
--->Rapper? Lil' Flip.
--->Pop group? Everyone has their favorites, They are just too embarrassed to say.
--->Punk rock group? Too many.
--->Singer? Dang. I don't know.
--->Shape? Heart.
--->Person? Don't want to say.
--->Relative? My Aunt Hee-Hee.
--->CD? Right now? Thursday - Full Collapse.. All old school.
--->TV Show? Anything practically.
--->Movie Soundtrack? I don't usually listen to those.
--->Channel? MTV.
--->Parent? I don't know.. My dad is pretty bad ass. I don't see him enough.
--->Restaurant? P.O.E.T.S. Erin knows what I'm talking about.
--->Drink? Dr. Pepper and Code Red Mountain Dew. Mmm.
--->Food? Fruit cups. Cucumbers, Salt, Lime, and Chile. Damn, That's good.
--->Snack? Sour Cream and Onion Ritz Chips.
--->Season? Winter.
--->Sport? Basketball.
--->Smell? Abercrombie and Fitch Now.
Last person you...
--->Kissed? Hmm.
--->Hugged? It's been awhile.
--->Licked? I don't lick people.. Usually. Haha. That's for dogs.
--->Ate? I pass on people.
--->Cursed out? No clue.
--->Intentionally hurt? I hope no one.
--->Punched? Probably Wesley, You can't NOT hit him.
--->Loved? Hmm.
--->Killed? Sorry, My records clean.
--->Danced with? The mirror.
--->Liked? Well..
--->Cried with? I cry alone.
--->Fought with? Physically?
--->Talked with? I talk to more than one person.
--->Laughed with? My mom, How cool am I?
--->Made bleed? The cabinet made me bleed last night. What the hell are you doing? Wham.
--->Cuddled with? I miss cuddling.
--->Ate with? My mom.
--->Hung out with? Kim.