Didn't see that one coming

[meniscus_lexie]

So this guy I work with comes up to me on my ciggie break and tells me that he is getting a sex change. He probably the campest man I have ever met but I always thought he liked his penis. I mean...if I had a penis, I would like it. Hell I am quite fond of ones that aren't mine

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[diana_molloy]

if I had a penis, I would like it. Hell I am quite fond of ones that aren't mine.

AHAHHAHAAHA. I agree with you though.

[meniscus_lexie]

I know right? Why give up something so cool???

[squishtoy]

Well... yes. It's strange, yes? For example, today I accidentally spent the day wishing a friend happy birthday and then having a threesome with two cousins. Hm.

[meniscus_lexie]

Please don't tell me you will be doing the same. One sex change a year is about all I can handle!

O RLY??? You know I'm down with the threesomes but cousins???

Kinky.

[squishtoy]

you didn't fool me one bit. you'd so get it.

[bleakwinters]

It is. I slept with a guy last week, my boyfriend is okay with it and yet everyone deems it necessary to lecture me on my weird sexual habits. Given the chance, I'd sleep with the guy again.

And if I had a penis, I'd use it like there is no tomorrow.

[meniscus_lexie]

Yes well you know how my life is at the moment with sleeping with random relationshipped men. ALL NOT MY FAULT and I'd probably still do it.

But if everyone is cool with it, what's the big deal my friend? I say bravo to your weird sexual habits. Bring some of them my way!

[bleakwinters]

Yeah, I do. ;) Except in my case, I am the relationshipped one. And I have tried explaining polyamory to people around me, but they have a hard time figuring out pansexuality, so yeah. Except now the boy also wants us to stop fucking because he "feel guilty". WDF. I DON'T FEEL GUILTY. STFU AND BANG ME!

If I ever drop by Australia, I am so bringing my habits your way. Or if you're ever again in Europe, you have a place to stay in Stuttgart! :D