Kempf says I'm still in line for the Stingray.
Yeah buddy.

Exams are over ( Read more... )

I now officially get the hookup at McDonalds ( Read more... )

I should not have postponed doing this paper until the night before it is due.
That was not wise at all.
I am a big dummy.

You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking her Tabasco
Remember when you used to be a rascal?

I am in a rut.

Eh, maybe not a rut. More like... the Grand Canyon.

I want to get out of it, but I have not the slightest clue how.

You are GONZO ( Read more... )

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So, an update ( Read more... )

This next year is going to be very very good.

I need to keep my mouth shut. I keep jinxing myself.

I don't know why, but I really like that Brad Paisley song.

Coloring is inexplicably relaxing.

I need a neck massage. My muscles are all messed up from inner-tubing.

I'm stoked for a fun drunk July 4th.