Ficlet - Hiring a Hooker

[menolly_au]

This weeks episode for house_rewind is 'We Need the Eggs' (better known perhaps as 'House is interviewing for a new hooker') . It reminds me that I wrote a little ficlet based off the promo for that episode which I never posted publically. In the interest of clearing out old stuff here it is if anyone is interested.

AU - NC-17 House/Wilson

Comments

[srsly_yes]

Cute! I also liked how you captured Dominika. "Eggs" was a good episode for her.

[menolly_au]

Thanks :) I can't really remember much of 'Eggs' and I turned it off after five minutes this morning, I think I'll need to be in a better mood to see the rest of it :)

[yarroway]

This is great! I'm so glad you posted it. I love the spark in House's eyes at the end.

[menolly_au]

Thanks :) One more drawer fic released to the wild anyway :)

[sassyjumper]

Cute! (Y'know, for a hooker story that includes a blowjob.) And MUCH better than the actual episode!

[menolly_au]

Apparently I'm a hypocrite because I turned the episode off after five minutes this morning because I couldn't stand the hooker storyline but it's okay if it's Wilson :) Oh well!

[cuddyclothes]

Me likey! Thanks for publishing it! The last line is perfect.

[menolly_au]

Thanks, glad you liked it :)

[menolly_au]

I love me a rumpled wilson :)

You haven't seen the episode? Oh, what a stunning piece of television you've missed there.

House has the hookers performing for him - like juggling, doing card tricks, one of them even literally bends over backwards for him.

The episode also features a life sized plastic sex doll (female of course!) just to drive the point home.