once upon a time there was a goat who loved to eat carrots, but he could never become a strong goat because popeye ate spinach, not carrots. all the goat could think about while eating his carrots was of carrot top, and he thought, "you know what, i'm never eating carrots again." so the goat set off to find a new digestible hobby. he hobbled and goated across grassy fields and rocky mountains only to find himself back at his original grazing patch. so this time he thought, "maybe if i just dig straight down i could end up in china. i hear the lo mein is fantastic there." so he dug and dug until he could dig no further. but he dug some more anyway. the goat finally reached china and to his disbelief, there was no lo mein. no lo mein for the poor goat who just dug through the center of the earth. you know how hard that is? goats don't have pointy nails that would be excellent for digging, no they have stubby hoofs. stubby fuckin hoofs. they kind of resemble a smiley face if you put enough together, but i suppose enough of
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while i wonder what the fuck your on, that pretty much made my day. ha.
hope you're well.
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