Why is it that fire ants seem to enjoy the flavor of toes more than any other body part?

Quit the job. Made me want to die. In short.

Applying at other places around town.

Feel like a slacker.

Miss Appalachian.

Gone. Nuts.

All the beautiful people aren't so beautiful now.

Truthbetold.

Darkness all around. Falling. Down. Falling. Down.

I want you to punch me as hard as you can.

love. is. calling.

I'd be lying if I said that agreeing to work Saturday's was a great idea on my part ( Read more... )

Sometimes, without explanation, my heart simply swells until I fear it may burst at the very thought of my relationship with beth.
or beth.
or anything dealing with beth.

I just had one of those moments and I can't stop smiling.

Humor of the day?

I went to my exboyfriend, Tim's wedding today. And caught the bouquet. I think I pretty much slaughtered the spelling on that.

And then he proceeded to hug me.

Really, I know how much of a bitch I can be. Trust me. People inform me of it on a regular basis. I hear about it constantly. You look me in the eyes, and you tell me I'm a bitch, and I'm going to act like it just bounces off of me ( Read more... )

I've neglected to write in this thing much since I got back to Florida ( Read more... )

When did Florida get so fucking hot?
Made it here safely.
When did David get so big?
He's starting to walk on his own. A few steps at a time.
when did Beth get so cute?
Wait, she always was.

Florida friends, flock to me.

In 24 hours, I should be approximately an hour outside of Atlanta, within 4ish hours of my house ( Read more... )

Beth is drinking sparkling wine out of a bottle in celebration of her graduation tomorrow at 4. In 18 hours, my girlfriend will be a glorified alumni from Appalachian State University. I'm proud of her, I really am ( Read more... )