Your complete lack of a sense of humor continues to astound the living populace, Malfoy, and your looks rather shock those of us who can see, in an unpleasant way. But you don't see me making comments in your journal about it, do you?
I had always assumed that I didn't see you making comments in my journal about my dashingly handsome qualities or cutting wit due to the fact that it takes you several years to string a properly intelligent sentence together. Obviously, I was correct in my assumptions, as is per usual.
You deserve it! Well, I can imagine that being dead would be a pretty distressing state. Holidays aren't really fun when one's dead. Not that I know from personal experience, but the ghosts would probably agree.
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But you look so much better in bright colors!
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Then I advise that you don't eat any latke!
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