Okay, how many times have you gone into your email box, full of hope that someone will send you you something that doesn't so closely resemble crap, and you see this
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Fuck you AssiloncmedefendJanuary 24 2006, 00:29:49 UTC
Name: Chris Age: 23 Birthplace: Oklahoma City Last time you gave/recieved oral: gave/Sunday morning Ever eaten a booger: this afternoon, at work. i was hoping no one was looking....i think i got away with it. listen, get off me....it was itching the inside of my nose How hot is your mom: well, she got a face lift....and it didn't help Will you have sex with me: yes, but knowing me, i won't remember it unless you take me to a cemetary. Any of your girlfriends ever failed a pap test: yeah, like, most of them....is that bad? :::ditto::: Last time you pooped: 20 mins ago What color was it: darkish brown....smooshy. Hot Carl or Golden Shower: I guess I'll pee on a girl if she really wants me to. but i'll never talk to her again Ever been with a hooker: no. but i firmly believe that I should get reimbursed for the UGL incident
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Do they grade you?
Like, sorry, C-
but you PASSED!
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Age: 23
Birthplace: Oklahoma City
Last time you gave/recieved oral: gave/Sunday morning
Ever eaten a booger: this afternoon, at work. i was hoping no one was looking....i think i got away with it. listen, get off me....it was itching the inside of my nose
How hot is your mom: well, she got a face lift....and it didn't help
Will you have sex with me: yes, but knowing me, i won't remember it unless you take me to a cemetary.
Any of your girlfriends ever failed a pap test: yeah, like, most of them....is that bad? :::ditto:::
Last time you pooped: 20 mins ago
What color was it: darkish brown....smooshy.
Hot Carl or Golden Shower: I guess I'll pee on a girl if she really wants me to. but i'll never talk to her again
Ever been with a hooker: no. but i firmly believe that I should get reimbursed for the UGL incident ( ... )
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