Two antenas had their wedding. Rumors say the ceromony was boring but the reception was great.

Mushroom walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says "Sorry, we dont serve mushrooms here"
Mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fun-gi"

meow?

Refresh your friends list and reply to the 3rd entry from the top with the phrase "In the Butt." no matter what the content of the original entry.

Then repost these instructions in your own LJ.

I did it to bethy. :)

"Anything with balls is dangerous."

Yup. I said it. At a party, in front of a ton of people. Really, I was talking about bochi ball. Really.

I just realized that I spelled "bite" wrong. Let's just ignore that and pretend it didnt happen. :)

THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW ( Read more... )

Does everyone around here just not CARE about breasts these days?!

https://www.doitsports.com/donations/view-pledges.tcl?txn=2039602&id=10487

P.S. Thanks Danny! :D

"Breast Cancer. Say it. Fight it. Cure it. Damn it!"

Dear Joan; Tabitha's Secret ( Read more... )

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It's February 5th...My four year anniversary!!! WOO!