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So I decided to leave Kids First a week early, so I'm a stay at home wife now. I'll start my new job at the end of the month, but until then- Lots of cleaning, organizing, and Golden Girls. Actually, this week we're going to be house-sitting for the Maddox Family which means lots of lounging by the pool and finally getting TAN ( Read more... )

I went from having 1 freckle to having 11 in a matter of two months. 11! This is going to be a good summer.

one of my favorite things to do on lazy saturdays is to look at the 'missed connections' on craigslist.
i think it's so unbelievably romantic and a lot of times i just read them for hours and cry and cry. like this one:

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You'll never know how heart-broken I am that I missed this.


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"We ate the birds. We ate them. We wanted their songs to flow up through our throats and burst out of our mouths, and so we ate them. We wanted their feathers to bud from our flesh. We wanted their wings, we wanted to fly as they did, soar freely among the treetops and the clouds, and so we ate them. We speared them, we clubbed them, we tangled ( Read more... )

Does anyone know why my house is full of ladybugs every fall? It can't be because it's a white house because I know lots of white houses that aren't infested with ladybugs. I mean, at first I thought it was cute.. but I've started accidentally taking them to work in my purse again. This morning when I was washing my hair, a ladybug fell out of it. ( Read more... )

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There are maggots on my kitchen counter and a family of possums in my grandmother's room. Someone help, please ( Read more... )