I, Jacob

[mephjr]

I, Jacob, hereby admit that I ATE the entire contents of Barney's package. Yes, I was supposed to mail it. Yes, it was supposed to go straight to Japan. BUT... I just can't resist a good package's innards. I even ate the cardboard! I guess you could call it a mild fetish. For this, I apologize.

Comments

[swordserenity]

Indeed, you should be ashamed of yourself. >:(

[baansabaay]

YOU DARE!

Of course, it's pretty hard to mail something once it's boxy home has been taken away!! That rotten wife of yours!

It's probably for the best that you ate what was inside. That means I'll get nice and fresh goods once you have a box again.

[dysprosium317]

HAY, what does his his wife's rottenness have to do with this? >=0

[baansabaay]

You box emptier! :P

[baansabaay]

Confound it! Now I feel like a dork.

[mephjr]

Although I didn't actually eet the box (thanks for the mischievious little imp who hijacked my LJ for a moment :), someone else upturned out the goods from it. That someone didn't know what was what (and it may even be me! 2% chance!). What can we do? We must hold a townhall style meeting and THEN start the witchhunt. No more burnings at the stake, dunkings, or torturing m'kay? I'll be watching things.

[baansabaay]

Don't worry about it my brotha! It's just a box. I'll wager there are more boxes out there in the world. And I know how important boxes are when you're moving!

That's why this whole thing is so ridiculous!