Who wears short shorts

[merbaby]

So today I went to the post office to mail off a certain secret package >_> .... But while I was there I ran into ANGRY SHORTS GUY!!! and was subjected once again to the terror!

If you've lived in the Troy area long enough, chances are you've come across this guy.
He's a complete looney. He walks around town in tight shorts that are clearly two

Comments

[fallingsunstar]

roflcopter

[merbaby]

..was it now? Sounds painful.

[dancinponies]

lol, that made my day, dearest r ♥

[merbaby]

..it was my pleasure. Glad to be of service.

[afiindarkness6]

lol... wow

[merbaby]

..how so?

[afiindarkness6]

its wow because its a classic case of losing circulation to the penis the penis dies and gets chopped off and now he wants to die because he no longer has a penis.

[merbaby]

you got that all from my angry shorts guy thesis? did you even read it? lol. i mentioned no penis. but mmkay. analization was a definite factor of your post.