Johnson's Sub
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODMOOOOOOOOORRRRRRNING!
It's nice to see all these new faces here. I'm surprised most of you could tolerate Johnson enough to stay in his class.
Well, today I have a special surprise for you!
You will actually be learning something today. I my experience, it s not what type of shape you're in, but your agility, reflexes, and problem solving on the spot that will protect you from the dark arts. Take Mr. Masters for example. The armour would have blocked any curse or hex I throwed at him, but using my agility I maneuvered myself to his venerable side to hex him with that dancing spell. Because I only have but one chance to teach this lesson to you, I decided to set up a little obstacle course for you.
((Picture a course with spinning blades, those axes on pendulums, etc.))
Now, because the current faculty here is somewhat opposed to death or crippling injuries, those blades have been enchanted so that they will not cut flesh, but everything else, including clothing. Nothing like humiliation to motivate you to do better.
If you decide not to do my obstacle course, you need to do 100 laps round the lake, 200 push ups, and 300 sit ups.
ENJOY!
It's nice to see all these new faces here. I'm surprised most of you could tolerate Johnson enough to stay in his class.
Well, today I have a special surprise for you!
You will actually be learning something today. I my experience, it s not what type of shape you're in, but your agility, reflexes, and problem solving on the spot that will protect you from the dark arts. Take Mr. Masters for example. The armour would have blocked any curse or hex I throwed at him, but using my agility I maneuvered myself to his venerable side to hex him with that dancing spell. Because I only have but one chance to teach this lesson to you, I decided to set up a little obstacle course for you.
((Picture a course with spinning blades, those axes on pendulums, etc.))
Now, because the current faculty here is somewhat opposed to death or crippling injuries, those blades have been enchanted so that they will not cut flesh, but everything else, including clothing. Nothing like humiliation to motivate you to do better.
If you decide not to do my obstacle course, you need to do 100 laps round the lake, 200 push ups, and 300 sit ups.
ENJOY!