Well as a result of my massive manliness, I have impressed Johnson so that he will let me teach his class. I don't even know what he teaches, but it couldn't be anything intellectual. I heard stuff about obstacle courses and push-ups, so I assume it is for physical exercise.

Oh goodyI have in mind an especially devious obstacle course, involving ( Read more... )

Private // ((Hackable by other former Mercs))

So I woke up in the hospital, missing most of my hand, massive internal injuries, all the bones in my legs broken, and sme sort of memory of yelling, baldness and cake.

I'll be up and about by lunch, but this is just crazy. How many people did I piss off yesterday?hmmmmm...... probably not enough ( Read more... )

DeadPool --

[adjective]:

Having the texture of congealed cheese

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

HEY I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT. NO MATTER HOW TRUE IT MAY BE!

Well seeing as nobody knows who I am (excepting a few of my old, ahem, "acquaintances", I might as well Introduce myself.

My name is Wade, but when the mask is on you can call me DeadPool.
[Union rules and all that]I am here by my pleading to help teachers in instructing students ( Read more... )

So this is Hogwarts huh..... I don't know what I should have expected. This is almost as bad as Murderworld with all the crazy stuff going on here. At least there are no clowns(excepting all of the students. ZING!). I heard that Jospeh has a class somewhere around here, I hope i can interupt him while it's in session ( Read more... )