MST: The House Cast Went to Bermuda, And All I Got Was This Crappy Fanfic!

[mercaque]

Rating: PG-13

Summary: A very special fanfiction, set in a land known for its extreme sexual repression... Bermuda. High points include Cuddy and Foreman screeching like gremlins, Chase being repeatedly humiliated, and House remarking on Brad Pitt's butt.

Comments

[toolazytowork]

Thirty seven Helens agree! Boy, the KITH memories just keep on comin'. All the Chase abuse and sexual shame is hi-LAR-ious.

[mercaque]

Soon, I will work in the Chicken Lady! Maybe. I'm not sure she can be captured by text alone.

Thanks for reading!

[enlee]

I'm going to hunt down this fanbrat and beat her to death with House's cane. Who wants to help?

[mercaque]

I'm not sure which part of the fic in particular inspired that (yikes!), but thanks for reading :)

[anonymous]

That was hilarious!
Thanks to this community, Cuddy/Foreman is becoming my OTP.

[mercaque]

Ya know, there's just something about hot authoritarian love that's so... hot.

Thanks, and I'm glad you liked it!

[one_the_larch]

CHASE: Well, that's the last time I ever fly on Apostasy Airlines.
FOREMAN [flight attendant voice]: In the event of a lake-of-fire landing, the cushion under your seat can also be used as a salvation device. Thank you.

Yesssssss

[mercaque]

Haha, thanks! Glad you liked it, and thanks for reading!

[daasgrrl]

Aw, House and sneaky Wilson. Now that's what I call a truly happy ending *g*.

Hilarious. Loved Foreman's continual sucking up.

CHASE: Well, that's the last time I ever fly on Apostasy Airlines.
FOREMAN [flight attendant voice]: In the event of a lake-of-fire landing, the cushion under your seat can also be used as a salvation device. Thank you.

And this was absolutely classic...

[mercaque]

Awww, thanks! I almost went further in the Foreman/Cuddy ship direction but, you know, I was already having fun with House and Wilson. Feeding the slashers is almost always more fun :)

Thanks for reading!