Title: Fog Cutter

Pairing: House/Foreman pre-slash.

Summary: "Were you at the back of the line when they handed out immune systems?" House gives Foreman a ride home.

Rating: PG-13 for a little bit of language.

Spoilers: "Euphoria," reference to "Mob Rules."

Author's Notes: Set after "Forever" but before the events of "No Reason." As ( Read more... )

Title: What Makes a Man a Man?

Rating: PG

Pairing: Implied Foreman/Chase. Spoilers for "Hunting."

Summary: A silly bit of innuendo starring the Cottages.

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Title: Spawn and Spawn Again: MST
Author: Mercaque
Summary: We are introduced to not one, not two, but SIX little spawnlings of the main cast. Some are binge eaters. Others enjoy being in the closet. Still others may or may not be assbabies. The joy of children abounds.

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Title: Rehab

Author: Mercaque

Pairing: Foreman/Chase

Rating: NC-17

Summary: Chase visits Foreman after the events of "Euphoria." Smut.

Spoilers: You guessed it - "Euphoria."

Author's Notes: Comments, criticism and other feedback welcome.

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Title: How Many Sins Could One Cameron Commit In A Single Lifetime?

Rating: Strong PG-13 for language, and also for my mind being firmly in the gutter.

Summary: The thrilling (semi-) conclusion of the Cameron Beatdown Saga. In which Rageaholic Foreman punches Crybaby Chase and Cameron Sue continues to experience, you guessed it, pain.

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Title: How Many Sins Could One Cameron Commit In A Single Lifetime?: MST

Rating: Strong PG-13 for language, and also for my mind being firmly in the gutter.

Summary: Part 2 of the continuing Cameron Beatdown Saga, in which Cameron Sue's loving but disturbingly personality-deficient colleagues sit around watching her in a coma, and in which ( Read more... )

Title: How Many Sins Could One Cameron Commit In A Single Lifetime?: MST

Rating: Strong PG-13 for language, and also for my mind being firmly in the gutter.

Summary: Cameron Sue gets the stuffing beaten out of her by two clinic patients, and spends the rest of the fic in varying degrees of pain. Also starring Surrogate Mom Cuddy, Asexual ( Read more... )

Title: Slutty Department Heads and the Mary Sues Who Love Them: MST
Author: Me
Rating: PG-13
Summary: By request of azn_pride06, I've taken on the first part of a story about a Sueishly good nurse who might be a love interest for both Wilson (gag) and House (double gag). Bombs away...

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Title: MST: Only Stupid People Are Breeding (Part 2)

Rating: PG-13

Summary: In which two people named "Wilson" and "Cameron," who may or may not be based on the House, M.D. characters of the same names, have a small army of children. Also, Wilson walks around mumbling and staring a lot.

( I want my baby back, baby back... )

Title: MST: Only Stupid People Are Breeding (Part 1)

Rating: PG-13

Summary: In which two people named "Wilson" and "Cameron," who may or may not be based on the House, M.D. characters of the same names, have a small army of children. Also, Wilson walks around mumbling and staring a lot.

( The agony and the irony... )